Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 25, 2015 My Fellow Americans, I wish to speak to you today about a sickness in our country that is far more threatening to our future than the Red Menace, the HeebeeJeebies, or even the Democrats... I'm here today to talk to you about Milk Sissies there are people out there who just don't want to live like you and I. They hate everything we stand for. Ice cream, Rootbeer Floats, and even sometimes Cheeze Whizz. The insidious part of this grand conspiracy is that these anti American milk sissies can disguise themselves to look like you or me. They are, even now, walking among us waiting for the opportunity to strike. When I was a boy my mother taught me never to cry over spilt milk. Well, I have to now do exactly that. We must, as a nation, stand up to these milk sissies before they take away the things we have grown up in this country to love...a tall glass of buttermilk, a scoop of ice cream, even our cheesy fries To protect our nation from this menace, I am asking Congress for authorization under the War Powers Act to launch a military campaign to save our milk and our dairy products. I urge all of you to support our troops, in this our lactic crusade, and know that no American President has ever drank non dairy creamers in their coffee, and as long as I'm your President, no Leader of the Free World ever will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 25, 2015 Hey Buddy, just because water got you into trouble does not mean it is bad for the rest of us good Republicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 25, 2015 Tricky Dick, baby. You know you're barking up the right tree when Nixon is brought into light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 25, 2015 Tricky Dick, baby. You know you're barking up the right tree when Nixon is brought into light Nate will pull out Dick at the drop of a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 25, 2015 . ...lactose gives me terrible gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted February 25, 2015 Page Turner, on 25 Feb 2015 - 1:08 PM, said: . ...lactose gives me terrible gas. That's Communist propaganda. I can see I need to add you to my "Enemies List".... Let's see here....Jane Fonda, Daniel Elsberg, JSharr, Page Turner.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 25, 2015 Nate will pull out Dick at the drop of a hat. Sure hoping my sarcasm came through 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted February 25, 2015 dotman17, on 25 Feb 2015 - 1:18 PM, said: Sure hoping my sarcasm came through Well, I see a few other things came through on the FBI surveillance report...Like I see you refusing a glass of milk on this slide right here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 25, 2015 That's Communist propaganda. I can see I need to add you to my "Enemies List".... Let's see here....Jane Fonda, Daniel Elsberg, JSharr, Page Turner.... . ...you would certainly add me to the list after a long, closed car ride when I had recently eaten an ice cream cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted February 25, 2015 Page Turner, on 25 Feb 2015 - 1:23 PM, said: . ...you would certainly add me to the list after a long, closed car ride when I had recently eaten an ice cream cone. ...well, if you actually were to eat the ice cream, I could see the way clear to have the FBI remove you from the no-fly list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted February 25, 2015 jsharr, on 25 Feb 2015 - 1:25 PM, said: That's just too fucking weird....somebody get Gordon Liddy in here, I got a job for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 25, 2015 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted February 25, 2015 that's some fucked up shit right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 25, 2015 Hey, Nate, I typically like cream with my coffee. Does that make me a commie?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 25, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 25, 2015 . ...if that tree is that big hanging down, imagine the size when it gets a woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 25, 2015 har har harr jsharr.... he said 'woody'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #19 Posted February 25, 2015 dotman17, on 25 Feb 2015 - 2:00 PM, said: Hey, Nate, I typically like cream with my coffee. Does that make me a commie?? no, but your summer vacation to Hanoi to visit your Uncle Ho was you on our watch list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 25, 2015 Tricky Dick goes to Ho Chi Man City. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 25, 2015 Talk about sissies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted February 25, 2015 dotman17, on 25 Feb 2015 - 3:21 PM, said: Tricky Dick goes to Ho Chi Man City. ..what?..what did he say???.....Henry, did you hear what that guy just said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #23 Posted February 25, 2015 I knew it!! I knew it!! Proof that Richard was a commie all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 25, 2015 Talk about sissies. Ironically, this sissy was California. Anybody else see this irony? Nate?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #25 Posted February 25, 2015 My Fellow Americans, I am not a Communist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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