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what sort of vile things do you think SW is saying about us while he sits in his mansion eating his pancakes with blueberry syrup?


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I bet he has 7 different syrups on the table. 

 

Maple, blueberry, strawberry, ........  that's all I know being middle class but I bet he has at least 7 and he laughs at the little people as he eats his pancakes. 

 

I bet Wilbur got a mention though.

 

"Honey, do you think that pig Wilbur could actually be wealthier than us? No, I agree. Just no way."  Then he takes a bite of his raspberry pancake and laughs.     :(

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What sort of device or appliance do you imagine they use to keep their pancakes at the perfect temperature while they eat?  

 

 

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...as  1%er, I feel I am qualified to answer this.  If my crepes drop below the optimum temperature for consumption due to the witty repartee in which we 1%ers are often engaged while dining, we simply throw them out the windows to the starving peasants and order cook to produce fresh ones.  You're welcome.

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...as  1%er, I feel I am qualified to answer this.  If my crepes drop below the optimum temperature for consumption due to the witty repartee in which we 1%ers are often engaged while dining, we simply throw them out the windows to the starving peasants and order cook to produce fresh ones.  You're welcome.

​MMMM. More slop.  Keep it coming Page.

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...well that will certainly be a cold day in hell.blase.gif

​Come now....be more like me and after being abused for something I didn't do, adopt a forgiving and benevolent attitude.

You do realise that this makes me the better person....right? 

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Do they make a cherry flavored syrup?  Seems like that would be delicious.    

​I only have one syrup, the butler pours pure maple syrup on the pancakes that the maid made for me.  Naturally he cuts my food and tastes it first to ensure it's not been poisoned by another of my staff.

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