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You know you've hit the marriage jackpot when your wife downloads the entire release of Iron Maiden's Powerslave on iTunes on her own volition.  

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the only question that you need to ask about a woman you are thinking about marrying can be summed up in just three simple words..."can she cook"

my guess is that since dotman plays video games and his wife downloads Iron Maiden ....

that she can't cook anything that doesn't come with instructions on side of the box :P

 

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What the...?   Now, now Nate.  What kind of impression am I giving you??  My wife downloads Maiden, cooks breakfasts, and takes a bath simultaneously.  Oh, yeah, while I play video games.  :D

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Naw, she's an American mutt.  Uninteresting, boring, pot roast chit.  But I've got her cooking damn good Indian and Thai food now.  But no sense in messing with breakfast.  Eggs and bacon or chops, bro.

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Naw, she's an American mutt.  Uninteresting, boring, pot roast chit.  But I've got her cooking damn good Indian and Thai food now.  But no sense in messing with breakfast.  Eggs and bacon or chops, bro.

​That's all very well but I believe a man's not a man unless he can cook, sew, launder and iron and take care of himself without the help of a woman.

 

In fact I can't really think of why a woman would be necessary at all.........ah.....I'm beginning to remember something.... but it's so long ago..

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My wife is not a big iron maiden fan, I did get her to sit through the flight 666 documentary though.

I didn't see that until this last year and I thought it was really good.

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