Dottleshead ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Share #1 Posted March 2, 2015 You know you've hit the marriage jackpot when your wife downloads the entire release of Iron Maiden's Powerslave on iTunes on her own volition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted March 2, 2015 Share #2 Posted March 2, 2015 the only question that you need to ask about a woman you are thinking about marrying can be summed up in just three simple words..."can she cook" my guess is that since dotman plays video games and his wife downloads Iron Maiden .... that she can't cook anything that doesn't come with instructions on side of the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) What the...? Now, now Nate. What kind of impression am I giving you?? My wife downloads Maiden, cooks breakfasts, and takes a bath simultaneously. Oh, yeah, while I play video games. Edited March 2, 2015 by dotman17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted March 2, 2015 Share #4 Posted March 2, 2015 I thought this was going to be a thread about Russian women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted March 2, 2015 My wife's English/German/Norwegian. Mutt from a small fishing town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted March 2, 2015 Share #6 Posted March 2, 2015 English German and Norwegian??? you better hope she doesn't know how to cook or you are going to be eating a fucking eel pie with red cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted March 2, 2015 Naw, she's an American mutt. Uninteresting, boring, pot roast chit. But I've got her cooking damn good Indian and Thai food now. But no sense in messing with breakfast. Eggs and bacon or chops, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted March 2, 2015 Share #8 Posted March 2, 2015 Naw, she's an American mutt. Uninteresting, boring, pot roast chit. But I've got her cooking damn good Indian and Thai food now. But no sense in messing with breakfast. Eggs and bacon or chops, bro.That's all very well but I believe a man's not a man unless he can cook, sew, launder and iron and take care of himself without the help of a woman. In fact I can't really think of why a woman would be necessary at all.........ah.....I'm beginning to remember something.... but it's so long ago.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted March 2, 2015 Share #9 Posted March 2, 2015 My wife is not a big iron maiden fan, I did get her to sit through the flight 666 documentary though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted March 3, 2015 My wife is not a big iron maiden fan, I did get her to sit through the flight 666 documentary though.I didn't see that until this last year and I thought it was really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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