Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted March 5, 2015 Share #1 Posted March 5, 2015 The toaster is too short, resulting in uneven application of heat to the bread which creates wide, unacceptable variations in surface texture. Whether one eats his toast with beans as is the practice in Texas or without beans as is the practice in the civilized world, this situation is intolerable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 5, 2015 Share #2 Posted March 5, 2015 ....locally. we deal with this issue by halving the time, repeating the cycle, and flipping the bread end for end in the finishing phase. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted March 5, 2015 Share #3 Posted March 5, 2015 Here in Texas, we have bigger toasters. Duh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 5, 2015 Share #4 Posted March 5, 2015 Clearly it's too small. That was indicated by the lack of the T 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted March 5, 2015 Share #5 Posted March 5, 2015 The problem is, you totally got the wrong toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted March 5, 2015 Share #6 Posted March 5, 2015 One other thing: If you're an uncivilized Texan, you probably eat Texas toast, which means you need a Texas toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted March 5, 2015 Share #7 Posted March 5, 2015 Two words: "toaster oven". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted March 5, 2015 Share #8 Posted March 5, 2015 The problem is, you totally got the wrong toaster.If they made that in a Dark Helmet model, I would already have one.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 5, 2015 Share #9 Posted March 5, 2015 For cripe's sake, with a name like Oster Toaster, you would think it HAS to be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 5, 2015 Share #10 Posted March 5, 2015 What kind of engineer buys an inadequate toaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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