smarterblonde Posted April 1, 2015 Share #1 Posted April 1, 2015 I got nuttin. I'm a happy chick. But feel free to share your misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #2 Posted April 1, 2015 I'm happier than a .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted April 1, 2015 Share #3 Posted April 1, 2015 I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! I don't get no respect. I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek – she bent over! I told my doctor, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Even as a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.” I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted April 1, 2015 Share #4 Posted April 1, 2015 I got an email with a 10% off coupon from a company that sells circuit breakers, transformers, motor control centers, and transfer switches. And it's worthless because I already have at least one of everything in their inventory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 1, 2015 Share #5 Posted April 1, 2015 I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! I don't get no respect. I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek – she bent over! I told my doctor, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Even as a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.” I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”It's funny that you can't read that without doing your best Rodney impression. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #6 Posted April 1, 2015 Happy Hump Day...I am not to sore today//So I got that going for me!! Did some arms & abs...but I have rehearsal tonight...WTF I have done the same stuff for the last...maybe 10 years and I need a rehearsal...way stoopid..but what can I say.I still need a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smarterblonde Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted April 1, 2015 I am sick as a dog. Sicker than I've been in a loooooooong time. I actually let my office know I would not be in today. But I am still pretty happy because if being sick is the worst thing I can think of happening to me right now, I have a pretty good life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted April 1, 2015 Share #8 Posted April 1, 2015 I am at work with my baby puppy next to me. He just chewed on my nice leather bag but who cares, I get to bring him to work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #9 Posted April 1, 2015 I use an Acme PW3000 Turbo panty wadder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #10 Posted April 1, 2015 I use an Acme PW3000 Turbo panty wadder.It won't help there wile e. If you go wadding panties you know your going to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #11 Posted April 1, 2015 About 32 hours to ETD. Stoked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #12 Posted April 1, 2015 I got nothing to complain about that hasn't already been said. All my problems are first world problems so that's pretty good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted April 1, 2015 Share #13 Posted April 1, 2015 some bitch on facebook making fun of Indiana. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 1, 2015 Share #14 Posted April 1, 2015 some bitch on facebook making fun of Indiana.We do that all the time here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 1, 2015 Share #15 Posted April 1, 2015 I forgot my panties, again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smarterblonde Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share #16 Posted April 1, 2015 some bitch on facebook making fun of Indiana.I think you had better get used to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 1, 2015 Share #17 Posted April 1, 2015 I forgot my panties, again.Check DH's desk before she shows up. I hear she keeps an extra pair for just such occasions. Bottom left drawer (don't ask how I know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted April 1, 2015 Share #18 Posted April 1, 2015 Happy morning to you, SB.I am doing quite well today. There is nothing in my world to complain about. I do have some jerks that gave me work with unrealistic deadlines during my busiest time of the quarter, but I can handle it. Check DH's desk before she shows up. I hear she keeps an extra pair for just such occasions. Bottom left drawer (don't ask how I know)I had to use my spare pair a couple weeks back. I forgot mine again. Sorry that I didn't announce it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #19 Posted April 1, 2015 Yoga students - they are so fickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted April 1, 2015 Share #20 Posted April 1, 2015 Yoga students - they are so fickle They prefer to think of themselves as 'flexible'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 1, 2015 Share #21 Posted April 1, 2015 I had to poop in a grocery store restroom. Yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #22 Posted April 1, 2015 I had to poop in a grocery store restroom. Yuck.Did you notice they always put those in the hallway behind the deli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted April 1, 2015 Share #23 Posted April 1, 2015 my panties are not in a wad, since I wear boxers. And those are not in a knot today, either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 1, 2015 Share #24 Posted April 1, 2015 ...so here's my personal bitch about our hippie, peace and love, group hugging, degenerate bike co-op. It's a shared workshop environment, so naturally the tools take a beating. Let's face it, a lot of peeps are not real tool knowledgeable, and most folks, if not personally invested in your prized vernier caliper, will try to use it as a hammer. Anyway, every time some tool gives up the ghost and gets sent away to tool heaven, we got this one guy who goes into his well rehearsed "This is why we can't have nice things" speech, like he's hitting his marks on the stage of life and someone just fed him a cue line. He has, of course, over time installed himself as the official tool purchasing guy. We might have been hurting for cash at the beginning, but against all odds and expectations, we are actually doing OK financially right now. I've gone 'round a couple of times on this issue, and I'm just gonna start buying new stuff and tossing the old, cheap assed, busted, Harbor Freight tools in the dumpster. First stop is gonna be the files, in a collection of about thirty of the fuckers, there is not one that does anything except leave a shiny spot where you are trying to remove material. Gee, I feel strangely better about this now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott in MN Posted April 1, 2015 Share #25 Posted April 1, 2015 Bit of a sore throat here. Still hope to get in 20 miles tonight if it does not rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 1, 2015 Share #26 Posted April 1, 2015 ...so here's my personal bitch about our hippie, peace and love, group hugging, degenerate bike co-op. It's a shared workshop environment, so naturally the tools take a beating. Let's face it, a lot of peeps are not real tool knowledgeable, and most folks, if not personally invested in your prized vernier caliper, will try to use it as a hammer. Anyway, every time some tool gives up the ghost and gets sent away to tool heaven, we got this one guy who goes into his well rehearsed "This is why we can't have nice things" speech, like he's hitting his marks on the stage of life and someone just fed him a cue line. He has, of course, over time installed himself as the official tool purchasing guy. We might have been hurting for cash at the beginning, but against all odds and expectations, we are actually doing OK financially right now. I've gone 'round a couple of times on this issue, and I'm just gonna start buying new stuff and tossing the old, cheap assed, busted, Harbor Freight tools in the dumpster. First stop is gonna be the files, in a collection of about thirty of the fuckers, there is not one that does anything except leave a shiny spot where you are trying to remove material. Gee, I feel strangely better about this now. Sounds like you need a bastard, not a tool guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 1, 2015 Share #27 Posted April 1, 2015 Sounds like you need a bastard, not a tool guy. ...three bastard mill files are certainly on the shopping list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted April 1, 2015 Share #28 Posted April 1, 2015 I actually had a decent day. It's up in the sixties, I was able to walk to get lunch in the sunshine.It wasn't a super busy day, and most issues I faced were either easy fixes, or things I finished up on the tail end and resolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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