Randomguy Posted April 7, 2015 Share #1 Posted April 7, 2015 It had to be said. I was the one. I reported you all for talking about your dongs when there are chicks present, fragile-headed as they are, and completely unable to contemplate such things without freezing up or melting down, panties in bunches across the floor, unable to fetch beers for their dudes, and preventing them from gaining the praise and validation they need from males in order to live functional, fulfilling lives.I probably did it when I was out of my mind after competing in dangerous macho extreme fighting sports and consuming large quantities of brain-amping drugs and all the hardest kinds of alcohol I could find, as I so often do. Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 7, 2015 Share #2 Posted April 7, 2015 This is you, isn't it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted April 7, 2015 I am wearing stretchy pants right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 7, 2015 Share #4 Posted April 7, 2015 Shove it RG. Now my Conservative Skirt and Modest Blouse Appreciation thread will take her rightful place among the elites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 7, 2015 Share #5 Posted April 7, 2015 I am wearing stretchy pants right now.Are you in your room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted April 8, 2015 Share #6 Posted April 8, 2015 What are you wearing jsharr? I want a woody. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted April 8, 2015 Share #7 Posted April 8, 2015 It had to be said. I was the one. I reported you all for talking about your dongs when there are chicks present, fragile-headed as they are, and completely unable to contemplate such things without freezing up or melting down, panties in bunches across the floor, unable to fetch beers for their dudes, and preventing them from gaining the praise and validation they need from males in order to live functional, fulfilling lives.I probably did it when I was out of my mind after competing in dangerous macho extreme fighting sports and consuming large quantities of brain-amping drugs and all the hardest kinds of alcohol I could find, as I so often do. Sorry about that. You're right; we don't fetch beers for dudes. Which is why I will NOT be sharing any of my excellent homebrews with you in a few weeks. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, dumbass. (I'm sure you can handle being called a dumbass since you're a big, strong, macho man; or are YOUR panties now in a bunch?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 12, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted August 12, 2020 What the hell was this thread all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 12, 2020 Share #9 Posted August 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: What the hell was this thread all about? Not sure. Now show me your boobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted August 12, 2020 Share #10 Posted August 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Randomguy said: What the hell was this thread all about? Not sure, but someone sure was on a bitchy rampage! (I'm still confused, but apologize to RG since I went off on the wrong person....?? ya, still confused) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 12, 2020 Share #11 Posted August 12, 2020 Didn't realize this was a dredge until I saw the AWWC post and foolishly thought he had posted recently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 12, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted August 12, 2020 I am still wearing stretchy pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 12, 2020 Share #13 Posted August 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am still wearing stretchy pants. I'm wearing sketchy pants. If I squat there's every possibility they might split... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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