Randomguy Posted November 12, 2013 Share #1 Posted November 12, 2013 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 12, 2013 Share #2 Posted November 12, 2013 FAP is always the answer. It is the inspirational version of 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 12, 2013 Share #3 Posted November 12, 2013 Call the airlines and ask how much it is to fly a dead body, then keep asking them "what if I cut it down and put it in smaller boxes". This fun also works for UPS and FedEx. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 12, 2013 Share #4 Posted November 12, 2013 Or just ask about shipping parts. How much to send a quart of human blood to Lansing Michigan or a spleen to Albuquerque, NM? Stuff like that. I also like to call the gamblers anonymous help lines and tell them I just can't quit gambling and see if they will give me good odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 12, 2013 Share #5 Posted November 12, 2013 Call the TSA up and ask them how you can bring some plutonium on a flight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share #6 Posted November 12, 2013 FAP is always the answer. It is the inspirational version of 42 I was serviced last night, should I fap anyway? I just unloaded on my boss, I feel only slightly better. I really never unload on people on principle, but this was due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 12, 2013 Share #7 Posted November 12, 2013 I was serviced last night, should I fap anyway? I just unloaded on my boss, I feel only slightly better. I really never unload on people on principle, but this was due. I think you answered your own question here. Sounds like you have a pretty cool boss to put up with that sort of "action" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 12, 2013 Share #8 Posted November 12, 2013 I was serviced last night, should I fap anyway? I just unloaded on my boss, I feel only slightly better. I really never unload on people on principle, but this was due. It's rather uncomfortable to hear you unloaded on your boss right after you talk of fapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 12, 2013 Share #9 Posted November 12, 2013 It's rather uncomfortable to hear you unloaded on your boss right after you talk of fapping. I assumed by unloaded he meant "unloaded" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted November 12, 2013 It's rather uncomfortable to hear you unloaded on your boss right after you talk of fapping. Heh heh, yeah, that was an unfortunate couple of sentences that are entirely unlinked. Damn, that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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