Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Share #1 Posted November 13, 2013 She is already three months old, shouldn't she be able to stay in bed by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 13, 2013 Share #2 Posted November 13, 2013 buy a crib you cheapskate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 13, 2013 Share #3 Posted November 13, 2013 Just get a cardboard box from the store. They should have some free ones out back. Be kind and don't get the box that the fish came in or something else that's stinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted November 13, 2013 Share #4 Posted November 13, 2013 Duck tape 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted November 13, 2013 Should I get a memory foam topper for her (you really sink into those)? Maybe that'll help her stay put, she sure hollers a lot when she falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 13, 2013 Share #6 Posted November 13, 2013 Should I get a memory foam topper for her (you really sink into those)? Maybe that'll help her stay put, she sure hollers a lot when she falls. Just duct tape some egg cartons around her. That'll break the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 13, 2013 Share #7 Posted November 13, 2013 Duct tape a pool noodle to either side the mattress before you put the fitted sheet on. DIY bed rails on the cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted November 13, 2013 Share #8 Posted November 13, 2013 At 3 months old she should already be walking in on you and WoRG having sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #9 Posted November 13, 2013 At 3 months old she should already be walking in on you and WoRG having sex. That is what I figured. I think she will have a job soon, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 13, 2013 Share #10 Posted November 13, 2013 That is what I figured. I think she will have a job soon, too. If she doesn't, then charge her rent so that she has to get one. That's what my dad did to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #11 Posted November 13, 2013 I told the wife to post this on the new parents forum she goes to occasionally, those folks are really serious, I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 13, 2013 Share #12 Posted November 13, 2013 I told the wife to post this on the new parents forum she goes to occasionally, those folks are really serious, I think. You really want to have fun. Post on an animal forum that she fell out of bed onto your cat and got scratched and you want to put the cat to sleep and ask for DIY suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 13, 2013 Share #13 Posted November 13, 2013 you could hog tie her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #14 Posted November 13, 2013 You really want to have fun. Post on an animal forum that she fell out of bed onto your cat and got scratched and you want to put the cat to sleep and ask for DIY suggestions. This is good, are you suggesting a raid? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 13, 2013 Share #15 Posted November 13, 2013 This is good, are you suggesting a raid? Keep that stuff away from the termite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted November 13, 2013 Share #16 Posted November 13, 2013 Should I get a memory foam topper for her (you really sink into those)? Maybe that'll help her stay put, she sure hollers a lot when she falls. When Gords was about 18 mths old he was sleeping in a bed because he refused to go in his crib.... I was alone with him cos his dad was doing an army camp (compulsory), Gords always used to wake up at night for no reason calling for me, well this night was no different, so from my bed just told him to go back to sleep, but he kept calling... eventually I went to his room and there he was lying on the floor.... wow, did I feel like a bad mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #17 Posted November 13, 2013 When Gords was about 18 mths old he was sleeping in a bed because he refused to go in his crib.... I was alone with him cos his dad was doing an army camp (compulsory), Gords always used to wake up at night for no reason calling for me, well this night was no different, so from my bed just told him to go back to sleep, but he kept calling... eventually I went to his room and there he was lying on the floor.... wow, did I feel like a bad mother Aw, he is a great kid, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #18 Posted November 13, 2013 This is good, are you suggesting a raid? Is there a pet site with an active forum? I actually have to work a bit, but I think tomorrow should be raid day, this could be really, really fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 13, 2013 Share #19 Posted November 13, 2013 If only TER was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 13, 2013 Share #20 Posted November 13, 2013 If only TER was here. She's smart enough to know it's a joke and not take the bait (as am I). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted November 13, 2013 Share #21 Posted November 13, 2013 She's smart enough to know it's a joke and not take the bait (as am I). we just need to know where to raid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted November 13, 2013 Share #22 Posted November 13, 2013 When Gords was about 18 mths old he was sleeping in a bed because he refused to go in his crib.... I was alone with him cos his dad was doing an army camp (compulsory), Gords always used to wake up at night for no reason calling for me, well this night was no different, so from my bed just told him to go back to sleep, but he kept calling... eventually I went to his room and there he was lying on the floor.... wow, did I feel like a bad mother At 13 months old, I climbed out of my crib only to fall and break my collar bone. I bet my Mon didn't feel all that good about herself at that moment. The rails were all the way up, but that wasn't going to stop me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share #23 Posted November 13, 2013 She's smart enough to know it's a joke and not take the bait (as am I). Yeah, but those sad sacks over at the cat fancy forums won't know it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 13, 2013 Share #24 Posted November 13, 2013 have you tried duct tape or super glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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