We need to rewrite the Olympic Games...help out, please.

[kingtermite]

Let's face it....the Olympics have been boring for years. 

 

 

Let's rewrite the games for the Olympics to make them more exciting. Starting from scratch, what games/events should we add to the Olympics (summer or winter, either is fine).

 

 

Disclaimer: Many of us don't watch enough to know if an event we mention is or isn't. So if it is already a sport/event in the Olympics, so be it. It stays.

 

 

I'll start:

 

Dodge Ball

Jello Wrestling

[jsharr]

Just rerun old episodes of Battle of the Network Stars.

 

Or make all the sports involve alcohol.  Do a shot, compete, winners drink and move on.  Losers tend bar.

[Randomguy]

We need the decathlon replaced with Olympic Ninja Warrior!

[kingtermite]

We need the decathlon replaced with Olympic Ninja Warrior!

Drunken Olympic Ninja Warrior (gotta keep Jsharr's alcohol dream alive!)

[jsharr]

Full contact figure skating.  And they need to add back in the barrel jump thing for men.  

 

Women can still figure skate but the wardrobe needs massive revision and downsizing, if you know what I mean.

 

Curling, make the slidy things randomly explode and also have the throwers wear magnetic wrist bands that turn on and off at random.  that would be cool to see someone getting pulled down the ice by a massive weight that just explodes.

 

I bet it would make the Morning Farm Film Report!

[Randomguy]

Cornhole?

[jsharr]

Cornhole?

summer olympics.

 

snow balling?

[Zephyr]

I think womens and pairs figure skating should be left in.  However, the women should be required to wear thongs and there should be two or three routines all going at the same time and you would be allowed to check or run into  the other skaters as they skate around.