Road Runner Posted June 16, 2015 Share #1 Posted June 16, 2015 If I truly believe in my heart of hearts that I am a male porn star and I watch enough porn to identify myself as one, will it be so? Will today's uptight society deny me my inner birthright to be a porn star?I need to know pretty soon while everything still works. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 16, 2015 Share #2 Posted June 16, 2015 As a pornophobe, I deny you this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 16, 2015 Share #3 Posted June 16, 2015 I wouldn't want to be a porn star for the same reason I wouldn't want to be a gynecologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted June 16, 2015 Share #4 Posted June 16, 2015 You want to star in male porn? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted June 16, 2015 I wouldn't want to be a porn star for the same reason I wouldn't want to be a gynecologist.I think you have a misconception of what gynecologists do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 16, 2015 Share #6 Posted June 16, 2015 ...stay strong and believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted June 16, 2015 Share #7 Posted June 16, 2015 Yeah... I'm probably under qualified in certain areas. The dream dies here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 16, 2015 Share #8 Posted June 16, 2015 Yeah... I'm probably under qualified in certain areas. The dream dies here. Not enough tattoos huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted June 16, 2015 Share #9 Posted June 16, 2015 Not enough tattoos huh? Right... that's it exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 16, 2015 Share #10 Posted June 16, 2015 Not enough tattoos huh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 16, 2015 Share #11 Posted June 16, 2015 I got laid one time by telling a woman I met at a bar a story about porn. This is what I told her after a bunch of beers with her, and I felt she might be a little interested in me but I couldn't tell for sure.I said that, long ago and far away, there was an announcement in the OHio State newspaper for auditions for porn actors. As a joke, I went with a few friends. The whole audition was them giving you a quick eyeball up and down to see that you weren't deformed, and then they had you drop your pants. That was it. I told this chick that I was the only one of my friends that got a call-back, but I didn't go to it. That firmed her interest up, and we drunkenly banged and told bawdy tales of adventures past, present, and future.The story was based on a true event, btw, but it wasn't me. It was a fraternity brother of mine that responded to the ad in the student newspaper, and they had him drop his pants. He never heard anything back. It was a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 16, 2015 Share #12 Posted June 16, 2015 I've always wanted to be male porn starIt's a good thing you want to be a "male" porn star. I've seen pictures of you. You would need a LOT of work if you wanted to be a female porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 16, 2015 Share #13 Posted June 16, 2015 I've seen pictures of you.I haven't. Is he porn star material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 16, 2015 Share #14 Posted June 16, 2015 I haven't. Is he porn star material? Yes, but keep in mind there is a sick perverted porn genre for EVERYTHING, even ugly grumpy old farts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted June 16, 2015 I haven't. Is he porn star material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 16, 2015 Share #16 Posted June 16, 2015 If I truly believe in my heart of hearts that I am a male porn star and I watch enough porn to identify myself as one, will it be so? Will today's uptight society deny me my inner birthright to be a porn star?I need to know pretty soon while everything still works. Don't come up short in your career qualifications Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted June 16, 2015 Share #17 Posted June 16, 2015 Yeah... I'm probably under qualified in certain areas. The dream dies here. can't grow a decent 'stache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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