Square Wheels Posted June 29, 2015 Share #1 Posted June 29, 2015 Everyone does it at least several times a day.Does it embarrass you, or do you toot with passion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #2 Posted June 29, 2015 Farting is very situational. In front of my boys, outside, etc, I will do it with relish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #3 Posted June 29, 2015 I blow cheese with the best of 'em. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted June 29, 2015 Share #4 Posted June 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share #5 Posted June 29, 2015 Farting is very situational. In front of my boys, outside, etc, I will do it with relish. No ketchup or mustard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted June 29, 2015 Share #6 Posted June 29, 2015 I enjoy sneak-attacking people when they are unable to escape the blast zone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #7 Posted June 29, 2015 No ketchup or mustard?I hope not. I almost learned the hard way a piece of advice I learned here. Never trust a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted June 30, 2015 Share #8 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) I enjoy sneak-attacking people when they are unable to escape the blast zone. Crop dusting? Like jasharr (and most other guys, even if they don't admit it) with gusto and pride, as allows. Same with a deep down full diaphragm belch. Edited June 30, 2015 by Pokey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 30, 2015 Share #9 Posted June 30, 2015 I blow cheese with the best of 'em.NTTIATWWT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted June 30, 2015 Share #10 Posted June 30, 2015 Crop dusting? Like jasharr (and most other guys, even if they don't admit it) with gusto and pride, as allows. Same with a deep down full diaphragm belch. I wouldn't call what I do just "crop dusting". I make sure the victims are somewhat trapped during the attack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 30, 2015 Share #11 Posted June 30, 2015 Sulphur and brimstone. Pull my finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted June 30, 2015 Share #12 Posted June 30, 2015 In public, never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 30, 2015 Share #13 Posted June 30, 2015 I wouldn't call what I do just "crop dusting". I make sure the victims are somewhat trapped during the attack The absolute best place to do this is an elevator. One of my best ones ever was when I was getting off an empty elevator. I unleashed hell just as I got to my floor and the doors opened. This was at the Naval Hospital in Pensacola. The Captain of the hospital was waiting to get on. I walked off, said good morning mam, and the door shut behind me just as her face started to show the extent of her pain. It was a crowning moment. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 30, 2015 Share #14 Posted June 30, 2015 The absolute best place to do this is an elevator. One of my best ones ever was when I was getting off an empty elevator. I unleashed hell just as I got to my floor and the doors opened. This was at the Naval Hospital in Pensacola. The Captain of the hospital was waiting to get on. I walked off, said good morning mam, and the door shut behind me just as her face started to show the extent of her pain. It was a crowning moment.Is the brig nice there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 30, 2015 Share #15 Posted June 30, 2015 Is the brig nice there?Good view of the Gulf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted June 30, 2015 Share #16 Posted June 30, 2015 I am full of sound, but rarely fury.However, because of this, I leave them at home, since I can rarely do an SBD. You might say I'm a private tooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted June 30, 2015 Share #17 Posted June 30, 2015 I've tried to blame the dogs. But Scooter will sit up, sniff the air, and give me his "Don't blame me for that one" look. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted June 30, 2015 Share #18 Posted June 30, 2015 I wouldn't call what I do just "crop dusting". I make sure the victims are somewhat trapped during the attack That's so mean..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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