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How do you measure your penis?


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I have seen some average length and girth measurements, and I want to measure mine, but the right way.  

What is the right way?

You're in luck, you live in New York City.  The police are trained to help with this as a public service.  Walk down the street and ask the first cop you see to measure your junk.  You'll get length and girth recorded on an official NYC man card.  You can thanks me later.  Out here in the Midwest, they're nice and all but they won't do that in Cincinnati.

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...I don't need to measure.  The exclamations of "Oh my god, yes, yes , yes....," and "Oooooh poppie, take it easy down there. Just the tip," are more than enough reward.:mellow:

poppie?

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