2Far ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted July 24, 2015 He & the fellas took off on rafts down the Hootch, beer & sunscreen included. Got about 5-6 hours into what was supposed to be an 8 hour tour & it started to rain & blow them back up the river. Several of them got cold, separated & abandoned the trip.Poot & a buddy climbed up the bank and into a ritzy subdivision in naught but their swimsuits and lobster colored skin (no shoes, ID, Wallets, phones, shirts, pockets, etc.).The cops were called.The buddy got mouthy with the cops. Not Poot (he learned his lesson about 6 years ago (Long story, different forum)). Anyhow, they put Poot in the back of the cop car while they checked for wants & warrants. S.O.P.Poot's sitting there, notices a cooler in the back seat. Opens the cooler, there's a bottle of water. Poot's hot, burnt & dry. Opens the bottle, takes a swig & the cop opens the door.Cop: "Where did you get that water?"Poot: "In the cooler."Cop: "That was my lunch."Poot: Immediately apologetic, offers to buy water (as soon as missing buds bring wallet).Disorderly conduct.Funny story. Rivals my "Backing into the cop car after delivering pizza in college" story. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted July 24, 2015 In the cooler for in the cooler.There might be a Hogan's Heros moment there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted July 24, 2015 He's lucky he didn't get pummeled with a nightstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted July 24, 2015 He's lucky that the punishment for the crime didn't include "water" boarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 24, 2015 Share #5 Posted July 24, 2015 Really, he thought this was ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #6 Posted July 24, 2015 Really, he thought this was ok?This for sure...But what the heck is a police officer's lunch doing in the back seat of a squad car?? Double fail.Funny story tho! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted July 24, 2015 Share #7 Posted July 24, 2015 Who's 'Poot'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 24, 2015 Share #8 Posted July 24, 2015 Who's 'Poot'?Yes, who is Poot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #9 Posted July 24, 2015 I imagine 'poot is the offspring of 2far. That's what I thought anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #10 Posted July 24, 2015 The Poot does not fall 2Far from the tree. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 24, 2015 Share #11 Posted July 24, 2015 While only a few sentences in I presumed this was a modern day Gilligan's Island tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted July 24, 2015 I imagine 'poot is the offspring of 2far. That's what I thought anyway.Indeed, this is true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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