Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted July 24, 2015 I have a meeting today, so I wore this really awesome dress that I like. Without hosiery, my schralping marks are pretty ridiculous. HAHA! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted July 24, 2015 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted July 24, 2015 Someone has to ask....Where are the damn pics? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted July 24, 2015 I feel your pain DHMy wife and I used to race sail boats. I introduced her to the sport of sailing on our second date and she was hooked. On the smaller boats when you tack alot, you can get beat up a bit. In fact, she used to wear special shorts with padding in butt to help protect your rear end from all the hardware that it might run into.She went to she her lady doctor after a brutal regatta on JY 15s. Her posterior was pretty bruised up. He was concerned and asked her if I was in any way responsible for the marks!In a way I was, since I was the one that got her into sailing in the first place..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend_Maynard Posted July 24, 2015 Share #5 Posted July 24, 2015 I've had a few moments like that this summer. When I've had to fly to a client the night before and I wore shorts, I'd be sitting there waiting for my flight and notice all the scratches and bug bites all over my lower legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted July 24, 2015 I feel your pain DHMy wife and I used to race sail boats. I introduced her to the sport of sailing on our second date and she was hooked. On the smaller boats when you tack alot, you can get beat up a bit. In fact, she used to wear special shorts with padding in butt to help protect your rear end from all the hardware that it might run into.She went to she her lady doctor after a brutal regatta on JY 15s. Her posterior was pretty bruised up. He was concerned and asked her if I was in any way responsible for the marks!In a way I was, since I was the one that got her into sailing in the first place.....Funny. She sounds like a keeper. To pad up for schralping on a boat=cool!About 8 years ago I had a little old lady approach me at the pool lockeroom and said "If you need help or want someone to talk to, I am here every morning." I didn't understand at first and then it donned on me. She thinks I am battered. On the day she talked to me, I had a bruise that covered the back of my thigh. It looked like someone spanked me with a 2 x 6. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 24, 2015 Share #7 Posted July 24, 2015 Someone has to ask.... Where are the damn pics? This was a wasted click. Hoping for pics of long tanned legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Share #8 Posted July 24, 2015 This was a wasted click. Hoping for pics of long tanned legs. Better? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 24, 2015 Share #9 Posted July 24, 2015 Better? No. That is weird, More like this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 24, 2015 Share #10 Posted July 24, 2015 Or this 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Share #11 Posted July 24, 2015 Those don't look very tanned.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted July 24, 2015 I'm German and Welsh mostly with a tiny bit of Irish. Those genetics do not tan so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 25, 2015 Share #13 Posted July 25, 2015 I'm German and Welsh mostly with a tiny bit of Irish. Those genetics do not tan so great.I feel ya. I refer to my color as Finlander White. I tan up to a real nice faded beige. sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 25, 2015 Share #14 Posted July 25, 2015 LOL best thing I ever did was add more red to my natural hair color...now people tell me to stay out of the sun rather than complain about my weak tan....I think the wimmins of the forum have a trend here...for lack of color... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 25, 2015 Share #15 Posted July 25, 2015 I tend to color very easily in summer -unfortunately that color tends to lobster red. A frog with a sunburn looks very Christmassy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2015 Share #16 Posted July 25, 2015 Better? I'd hit it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 25, 2015 Share #17 Posted July 25, 2015 Cyclists' legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted July 25, 2015 Share #18 Posted July 25, 2015 I'd hit it.Is that because she has three boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 25, 2015 Share #19 Posted July 25, 2015 Is that because she has three boobs?He has a toe fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 25, 2015 Share #20 Posted July 25, 2015 Summer legs reminds me of Summer teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted July 25, 2015 Share #21 Posted July 25, 2015 summer teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #22 Posted July 26, 2015 summer teeth?It is a 1999 CD by Wilco, and also sort of a pun. Some are teeth - get it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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