F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted July 26, 2015 Share #1 Posted July 26, 2015 Know how the guy who glues the flaps shut uses three times more glue than he should? Well that guy must have been on vacation the day they made the quart of milk I just brought home - the one the goddamn dog stepped on and sprayed milk all over the inside of my truck, from.'Spoda be in mid eighties today. Ought to have cottage cheese by tomorrow.I have 4,287 things on my "to-do" list today. "Clean inside of truck" was not one of them. It is now. Not sure if it comes before or after "kill dog", though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 26, 2015 Share #2 Posted July 26, 2015 I am sorry but this is funny. Kill the dog is not an option. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #3 Posted July 26, 2015 Why did you put the carton of the milk where the poor doggie had no choice but to step on it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted July 26, 2015 Why did you put the carton of the milk where the poor doggie had no choice but to step on it?it was in the armrest/center console."Poor Doggie" had every option not to step on it if he had stayed in the back where he's supposed to.This has been an ongoing battle. For a while, I was propping my snow brush up when I got out of the truck, to keep him in back, while I went in a store, but it's not in the truck/I got lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted July 26, 2015 I am sorry but this is funny. Yeah, because it's not your truck.. Kill the dog is not an option.He's been downgraded from Death Row to Pinnacle of Shit List. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #6 Posted July 26, 2015 Why do take him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted July 26, 2015 Why do take him?Because he wants to go, Because he was being a pain in the ass, Because I thought I was being nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #8 Posted July 26, 2015 Our dog will then lick up the remains. Of course that led to an ER visit as she lick up a bunch of rocks. That lodged in her tummy. The good news was she was fine...and the bill was less than our regular visit to our regular doggeh doctor. Which made us re evaluate and change Docs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #9 Posted July 26, 2015 Just go to the car wash...put the windows down and drive thru 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 26, 2015 Share #10 Posted July 26, 2015 Good idea, Petite. I used a hose to wash out the car after #1 son threw up in it, but the power wash hoses at the self-serve car wash would have done a better job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted July 26, 2015 Share #11 Posted July 26, 2015 Just go to the car wash...put the windows down and drive thruDo not do this in the line in front of moi. Wait until after I have exited. My head will asplodeChaos at the Car Wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted July 26, 2015 Share #12 Posted July 26, 2015 Gus is a good doggie. In fact, one of the best doggies.I say no use cryin' over spilled milk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 26, 2015 Share #13 Posted July 26, 2015 Who buys milk in cartons? Unrecycable cartons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 26, 2015 Share #14 Posted July 26, 2015 Who buys milk in cartons? Unrecycable cartons!Who buys a quart of milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 27, 2015 Share #15 Posted July 27, 2015 What a very clever dog you have! Not many dogs could get their own beverages. Please give him a treat for his cleverness and self-sufficiency. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 27, 2015 Share #16 Posted July 27, 2015 Who buys a quart of milk?I do! I up to a half-gallon when the girls are around. I have aboot 2-3 bowls of serial a week and that is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 27, 2015 Share #17 Posted July 27, 2015 Who buys a quart of milk?Me. Have the truck cleaned and detailed. Then trade it in. You'll never get the stink out completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share #18 Posted July 27, 2015 Who buys a quart of milk?Someone who only needs a quart of milk, doesn't drink milk and doesn't want to throw out the extra? Our dog will then lick up the remains. Yeah, I wasn't sure if he was trying to clean up his mess or hide the evidence.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 27, 2015 Share #19 Posted July 27, 2015 Huh, would you look at that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 27, 2015 Share #20 Posted July 27, 2015 Me. Have the truck cleaned and detailed. Then trade it in. You'll never get the stink out completely. "Ed Zachary," he says. Our car never lost the smell of a milk spill even after detailing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 28, 2015 Share #21 Posted July 28, 2015 "Ed Zachary," he says. Our car never lost the smell of a milk spill even after detailing. Family road trips....ahhhh the memories. (Not touching you..not touching you..Shut up back there,dammit! Leave your brother alone. hahahaha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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