jsharr Posted November 22, 2013 Share #1 Posted November 22, 2013 Dallas is known for BBQ, oilwells, JR and our subtle, dark sense of humor. So here is one thing I like to do. I will go down to Dealey Plaza and look for tourists. They can be spotted easily, as they are wearing brand new exotic skin cowboy boots and wearing a brand new cowboy hat with a fancy feather hat band on it. I approach them and ask them if they would like to see where JFK was shot. Invariably, they will take the bait and I am off on a long winded, winding tour of the plaza, showing them all sorts of made up trivia, like the man hole cover where the 5th assassin was said to be hiding, etc. Finally, when I can see them just starting to get mad, I stop, bend over, point to the back of the head on the right hand side and say "It was right about there I think" Man, I always get a laugh out of that gag. The tourists, not so much. They hardly ever pay me the $5.00 tour fee either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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