Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 4, 2015 ...... he left CheeseNipper.Good to see your return Wilbur. So tell us, what evil things have you been doing in you absence from our presence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Killed a pig. Ate bacon... Took WoWilbur and Wilburettes to the cottage, went to Italy and Dallas, going to SFO this week then back on vacation. Edited August 4, 2015 by Wilbur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted August 4, 2015 Killed a pig. Ate bacon... Took WoWilbur and Wilburettes to the cottage, went to Italy and Dallas, going to SFO this week then back on vacation.None of that sounds evil - we need details. And I noticed you conveniently neglected to address the issue with CheeseBalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #4 Posted August 4, 2015 How was the big game hunt down in Zimbabwe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #5 Posted August 4, 2015 You were in Dallas and you did not call? I would not call me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 4, 2015 You were in Dallas and you did not call? I would not call me either.Don't forget me!!! I also would not call you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted August 4, 2015 You were in Dallas and you did not call? I would not call me either.The question is..... if you called yourself, would you bother to answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #8 Posted August 4, 2015 You were in Dallas and you did not call? I would not call me either.I asked around town. Someone said you were out buying a pick up. The others ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #9 Posted August 4, 2015 I asked around town. Someone said you were out buying a pick up. The others ran.This is the best you've got? Have you been taking joke lessons from Square Wheels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #10 Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) This is the best you've got? Have you been taking joke lessons from Square Wheels?I am on vacation from this place. Otherwise I would parody a DH thread. I still can't figure out why she was mad at me when I was standing at a trail entrance and then mad at me when I rode around her while she stood in a trail. Now, leave me alone, I am out of here. Edited August 4, 2015 by Wilbur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #11 Posted August 4, 2015 I am on vacation from this place. Otherwise I would parody a DH thread. She sure does love it when we parody her threads, doesn't she. Her sense of humor, given a few decades of practice, might equal that of Square Wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #12 Posted August 4, 2015 I am on vacation from this place. Otherwise I would parody a DH thread. I still can't figure out why she was mad at me when I was standing at a trail entrance and then mad at me when I rode around her while she stood in a trail. Now, leave me alone, I am out of here. Brave, Brave Brave, Brave Sir Robin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #13 Posted August 4, 2015 Brave, Brave Brave, Brave Sir Robin.When danger reared its ugly headHe bravely turned his tail and fled 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #14 Posted August 4, 2015 No photo Wilbur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #15 Posted August 4, 2015 No photo Wilbur?Seriously? You actually want to see what he looks like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #16 Posted August 4, 2015 Hey, I think he's coming to British Columbia on his vacation soon. I was hoping to meet him but this is not a good month for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share #17 Posted August 4, 2015 Hey, I think he's coming to British Columbia on his vacation soon. I was hoping to meet him but this is not a good month for me. Is it because he's coming to meet you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #18 Posted August 4, 2015 Is it because he's coming to meet you? I'm sorry. I should have said this is not a good time of the month for me. That would have made it more clear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #19 Posted August 4, 2015 I'm sorry. I should have said this is not a good time of the month for me. That would have made it more clear.It bloody sure would have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #20 Posted August 4, 2015 I'm sorry. I should have said this is not a good time of the month for me. That would have made it more clear.whatever, dotwoman17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #21 Posted August 4, 2015 Killed a pig. Ate bacon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSdcZYRTikc whatever, dotwoman17. spotman17? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #22 Posted August 4, 2015 No photo Wilbur? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #23 Posted August 4, 2015 Seriously? You actually want to see what he looks like?Come on Termite. You mean to tell me the big burly pig from Canuckistan hasn't gotten you wet?? I'm not buying it. Everybody in here wishes he could sleep with Wilbur. It's a well known fact that the ways of Wilbur will leave any heterosexual male all hot and bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #24 Posted August 4, 2015 It's a well known fact that the ways of Wilbur will leave any heterosexual male all hot and bothered.That's only because of the thought of bacon. Nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #25 Posted August 4, 2015 Deep Ellum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #26 Posted August 4, 2015 That's only because of the thought of bacon. Nothing more. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #27 Posted August 4, 2015 Deep Ellum! BINGO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #28 Posted August 4, 2015 Deep Ellum! http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/468-occurrence-at-deep-ellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #29 Posted August 4, 2015 BINGO!!http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/468-occurrence-at-deep-ellumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a993H8nWO7g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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