kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 4, 2015 I have to poop this morning, but I've walking all around for an hour and I just can't decide where is the "perfect" place to drop it. Can anybody help? -Sincerely KT the Dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 4, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 4, 2015 Share #3 Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Get a compass, find north, spin around at least 12 times, drop trou., point your nose either north or south (whichever you're most comfortable with).......... Why is this so hard for you? Edited August 4, 2015 by Kzoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #4 Posted August 4, 2015 Get a compass, find north, spin around at least 12 times, drop trou., point your nose either north or south (whichever you're most comfortable with).......... Why is this so hard for you.Lots of squirrels in his yard distract him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted August 4, 2015 Get a compass, find north, spin around at least 12 times, drop trou., point your nose either north or south (whichever you're most comfortable with).......... Why is this so hard for you?Lots of squirrels in his yard distract him. I started to go north, but then I saw a squirrel and chased for a moment. Then I remembered my duty, but then I thought about the squirrel's acorns and it reminded me of the nuts I saw drop in the kitchen that one time, so then I went back to the door by the kitchen wondering if I might smell the nuts still. Then I remembered my duty, but I couldn't find north this time and I think I started going east. As I was going south....I mean east, I thought about the direction I was heading and how I always get it mixed up with that other direction and wondered what direction the nearest food might be. Wait, food isn't usually outside. Why am I outside? Can I come back in, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 4, 2015 I started to go north, but then I saw a squirrel and chased for a moment. Then I remembered my duty, but then I thought about the squirrel's acorns and it reminded me of the nuts I saw drop in the kitchen that one time, so then I went back to the door by the kitchen wondering if I might smell the nuts still. Then I remembered my duty, but I couldn't find north this time and I think I started going east. As I was going south....I mean east, I thought about the direction I was heading and how I always get it mixed up with that other direction and wondered what direction the nearest food might be. Wait, food isn't usually outside. Why am I outside? Can I come back in, please?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKqLl_ZEEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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