jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 7, 2015 It was her birthday last night. We have a tradition of celebrating birthdays at Benihana. My wife's family had a tradition of giving lots of small gifts with some thought behind them instead of one big gift. Martha is not a moring person, you do not want to speak to her before she is caffeinated. With that thought in mind, I began to search out mugs. Found three. I think Kzoo must have been spying on us, because I never gave him my address and this shows up at our house. The other mugs are the ones she got from the boys and I . And now my question. Should I be creeped out or concerned that some weirdo from a bike forum is sending my wife stuff? And why didn't any of you other jerks send her anything? Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 7, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 7, 2015 As i get older and older, my eyes don't work well. What does it say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Share #3 Posted August 7, 2015 Well that was thoughtful of Kzoo. I didn't know about your wife's morning issues. I wonder how Kzoo knew about that, hmmmm. I always suspected her as having poor judgment, but that's just me. Finally as to the address thing, you're only 3.7 NW of the Richardson Bike Mart so it can't be that hard to locate now can it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted August 7, 2015 As i get older and older, my eyes don't work well. What does it say?http://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/topic/22474-lnib/#comment-206266 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted August 7, 2015 I would love to find the butthole that told Kzoo he should give my wife a present. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 7, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 7, 2015 She didn't get the cake I sent from Parr8's erotic bakery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted August 7, 2015 She didn't get the cake I sent from Parr8's erotic bakery?That was for her? Oops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #8 Posted August 7, 2015 What happens in Richardson TX, stays in Richardson TX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Share #9 Posted August 7, 2015 It was her birthday last night. We have a tradition of celebrating birthdays at Benihana. My wife's family had a tradition of giving lots of small gifts with some thought behind them instead of one big gift. Martha is not a moring person, you do not want to speak to her before she is caffeinated. With that thought in mind, I began to search out mugs. Found three. I think Kzoo must have been spying on us, because I never gave him my address and this shows up at our house. The other mugs are the ones she got from the boys and I . And now my question. Should I be creeped out or concerned that some weirdo from a bike forum is sending my wife stuff? And why didn't any of you other jerks send her anything? Discuss Martha is pretty. How did she end up stuck with the likes of you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #10 Posted August 7, 2015 She told me that she married him for his money.p.s. she also very much dislikes red pickup trucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted August 7, 2015 She told me that she married him for his money.p.s. she also very much dislikes red pickup trucks.Funnily enough, she loves the big red truck. while drinking Saki and Japanese single malt last night, we may or may not have named the new truck Clifford the Big Red Truck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #12 Posted August 7, 2015 Funnily enough, she loves the big red truck. while drinking Saki and Japanese single malt last night, we may or may not have named the new truck Clifford the Big Red Truck.TheSquareOne approves of this post. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 7, 2015 Share #13 Posted August 7, 2015 Funnily enough, she loves the big red truck. while drinking Saki and Japanese single malt last night, we may or may not have named the new truck Clifford the Big Red Truck. ...it's a very small world indeed. One of my girlfriends when I worked for the fire department used to call my penis the big red truck too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #14 Posted August 7, 2015 ...it's a very small world indeed. One of my girlfriends when I worked for the fire department used to call my penis the big red truck too. Of course, you corrected her, right? You told her it was an Engine, right? Everyone knows a truck cannot pump, but an engine can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted August 7, 2015 Share #15 Posted August 7, 2015 Kzoo got your wife pregnant?You should have questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #16 Posted August 7, 2015 Kzoo got your wife pregnant?You should have questions!A present...... present! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share #17 Posted August 7, 2015 A present...... present!At least I will know who the father is this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 7, 2015 Share #18 Posted August 7, 2015 Of course, you corrected her, right? You told her it was an Engine, right? Everyone knows a truck cannot pump, but an engine can. ...this was not the sort of girlfriend one corrected with impunity. One does not put at risk the sexy time for matters of English usage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2015 Share #19 Posted August 7, 2015 I don't have time to read all this, but I wanted you bastards to know that both RO and RW (and sister of RW) share the same birthday as your wife. I will post about this soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #20 Posted August 7, 2015 I don't have time to read all this, but I wanted you bastards to know that both RO and RW (and sister of RW) share the same birthday as your wife. I will post about this soon.Now that's just wrong...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2015 Share #21 Posted August 7, 2015 Now that's just wrong...... August 6th, a day which will live in infamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 7, 2015 Share #22 Posted August 7, 2015 August 6th, a day which will live in infamy.What a coincidence, I have a friend with a birthday on August 6th. Her name is Martha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 7, 2015 Share #23 Posted August 7, 2015 August 6th, a day which will live in infamy. Must be a lot of stuff going on around the 6th of November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 7, 2015 Share #24 Posted August 7, 2015 And now my question. Should I be creeped out or concerned that some weirdo from a bike forum is sending my wife stuff? As to your question - Have you considered that this is simply the first time you've realized weirdos from a bike forum are sending your wife stuff? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 7, 2015 Share #25 Posted August 7, 2015 A dip in those temps come November...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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