Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Share #1 Posted November 25, 2013 I don't like the cold. I guess this is why old people trade an interesting place to live for the hell that Florida is. I wouldn't live in Florida, though, that place is a dump. The only occassion that would have me live in Florida is if I would commit a crime and the sentence was to live in either FL or NJ, well, that is an easy one. I would take a dump on NJ and go to Florida then, and possibly become a merman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #2 Posted November 25, 2013 Miami is nice, if you want the city. Personally, I'd prefer a smaller town with a nice beach front along the gulf side. I think Sanibel and Captiva are wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #3 Posted November 25, 2013 But why do my joints ache when it is cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #4 Posted November 25, 2013 But why do my joints ache when it is cold? you're getting old....old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted November 25, 2013 you're getting old....old man. ' Am I younger than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #6 Posted November 25, 2013 ' Am I younger than you? dirt is younger than me...but your still getting to be an old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #7 Posted November 25, 2013 dirt is younger than me...but your still getting to be an old man. Are you saying we should enter a tontine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #8 Posted November 25, 2013 Are you saying we should enter a tontine? too much like a ponzi scheme. I'd rather just win the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #9 Posted November 25, 2013 too much like a ponzi scheme. I'd rather just win the lottery. Yeah, but with a tontine, you actually get to off the other members as it winds down, securing the final payment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #10 Posted November 25, 2013 Yeah, but with a tontine, you actually get to off the other members as it winds down, securing the final payment. yeah....a financial Highlanders if you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #11 Posted November 25, 2013 yeah....a financial Highlanders if you would. Of course, that is the appeal. You have to stay in shape for all the killing and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #12 Posted November 25, 2013 Of course, that is the appeal. You have to stay in shape for all the killing and all. C4 and 30-06's don't require one to be in all that great of a shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #13 Posted November 25, 2013 C4 and 30-06's don't require one to be in all that great of a shape. It is more dramatic if it is close-quarters combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #14 Posted November 25, 2013 It is more dramatic if it is close-quarters combat. If I'm in a tontine, drama doesn't even come into play. Effectve lethality does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #15 Posted November 25, 2013 If I'm in a tontine, drama doesn't even come into play. Effectve lethality does. Garroting in a stairwell would be how I would roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #16 Posted November 25, 2013 Garroting in a stairwell would be how I would roll. Then the knife in my pocket would cut your belly open and disembowel you before I went out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #17 Posted November 25, 2013 Then the knife in my pocket would cut your belly open and disembowel you before I went out. We shall find out, once we start the tontine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 25, 2013 Share #18 Posted November 25, 2013 I don't like the cold. I guess this is why old people trade an interesting place to live for the hell that Florida is. I wouldn't live in Florida, though, that place is a dump. The only occassion that would have me live in Florida is if I would commit a crime and the sentence was to live in either FL or NJ, well, that is an easy one. I would take a dump on NJ and go to Florida then, and possibly become a merman. I lived most of my life in Florida. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #19 Posted November 25, 2013 I lived most of my life in Florida. I agree. It is the trashy-people capital of the east coast, with only a few people to try to bring the rest up to snuff. Nevada is the western-side trashy people capital, based on the month I lived in Reno and all the visits to LV, along with the most boring cross-state drive other than TX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 25, 2013 Share #20 Posted November 25, 2013 It is the trashy-people capital of the east coast, I'll buy that for a dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted November 25, 2013 Share #21 Posted November 25, 2013 It is the trashy-people capital of the east coast, with only a few people to try to bring the rest up to snuff. Nevada is the western-side trashy people capital, based on the month I lived in Reno and all the visits to LV, along with the most boring cross-state drive other than TX. you either visited Tampa, or the inner part of FL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 25, 2013 Share #22 Posted November 25, 2013 you either visited Tampa, or the inner part of FL. I've lived in FL most of my life. There are few exceptions. I admit that I've never been to Miami, but I've been to many/most of the coastal cities. In the long run they aren't much different. It's easy to get a different impression if you only visit a short time, but if you have been to them much more you see a different picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share #23 Posted November 25, 2013 you either visited Tampa, or the inner part of FL. Well, I did, but I was 10 years old, and not cognizant of such things. I am just basing that off many people I meet from FL. Some were really cool, the majority were very uncool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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