Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 20, 2015 I bought some figs, because that seemed like a good idea. Now I don't know what to do with them.What should I do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 20, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 20, 2015 Flush them. It is going that way anyways. Bypass the middleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted August 20, 2015 Flush them. It is going that way anyways. Bypass the middleman.Maybe I need a flush, some people think I am full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 20, 2015 Share #4 Posted August 20, 2015 Cut them into strips. Cut some nice, sharp cheese into strips. Put a strip of fig and a strip of cheese together, and then wrap them in a piece of Prosciutto. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 20, 2015 Share #5 Posted August 20, 2015 Cut them into strips. Cut some nice, sharp cheese into strips. Put a strip of fig and a strip of cheese together, and then wrap them in a piece of Prosciutto. Always the pig paying the price for others whimsey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 20, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 20, 2015 Always the pig paying the price for others whimsey. Hey, I can't help it if pork is the candy of meats... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 20, 2015 Share #7 Posted August 20, 2015 I would make fig jam or fig preserveshttp://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/photos/how-to-make-fig-jam-a-step-by-step-guide.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share #8 Posted August 20, 2015 Newtons. The only use for figs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted August 20, 2015 Share #9 Posted August 20, 2015 Cut them into strips. Cut some nice, sharp cheese into strips. Put a strip of fig and a strip of cheese together, and then wrap them in a piece of Prosciutto. Dates as are more better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted August 20, 2015 Dates as are more better Hmm, I have figs. 10 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 20, 2015 Share #11 Posted August 20, 2015 Google "Fig and Camelized Onion Bruschetta" I have made it before, and it is very, very good. I'm just not smart enough to add the recipe tag to my post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 20, 2015 Share #12 Posted August 20, 2015 I like them dried. Great trail snack for when you get your new mountainbike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 20, 2015 Share #13 Posted August 20, 2015 I get dried ones from Costco here, I forget the brand. They taste like fig newtons without the cookie. Great trail food. I have never tried to dry them myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share #14 Posted August 20, 2015 I get dried ones from Costco here, I forget the brand. They taste like fig newtons without the cookie. Great trail food. I have never tried to dry them myself.Hmm, I have fresh figs. What should I do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 20, 2015 Share #15 Posted August 20, 2015 Put them in brownies, they'll be like giant raisins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 20, 2015 Share #16 Posted August 20, 2015 What is wrong with just eating them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted August 20, 2015 Share #17 Posted August 20, 2015 Hmm, I have fresh figs. What should I do with them?Put a sign on the side of your van that says 'free figs"Jam them in your ears.Throw them at passing cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted August 20, 2015 Share #18 Posted August 20, 2015 What is wrong with just eating them?Yes, if I had ten fresh figs I doubt they'd last long enough for me to even get the cheese and prosciutto out of the fridge (as good as that option sounds). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 20, 2015 Share #19 Posted August 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share #20 Posted August 20, 2015 Wow, that chick is crazy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 20, 2015 Share #21 Posted August 20, 2015 She says "fig" over 50 times. I wonder if deep down she really loves figs because of how they resemble tree scrotums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 20, 2015 Share #22 Posted August 20, 2015 That chic makes me never want to eat a fig again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share #23 Posted August 20, 2015 That chic makes me never want to eat a fig again.You would bang her, though, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 20, 2015 Share #24 Posted August 20, 2015 You would bang her, though, right?Nah, too scrawny. She looks weak as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted August 20, 2015 Share #25 Posted August 20, 2015 I think figs would be a great snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 22, 2015 Share #26 Posted August 22, 2015 Future Income Growth Securities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 22, 2015 Share #27 Posted August 22, 2015 ...how do you find this stuff? I stand in awe of your Google fu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted August 22, 2015 Share #28 Posted August 22, 2015 ...when that poor kid gets into second grade, I wonder how long it will take for one of his classmates to find that video and pass it around ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted August 22, 2015 Share #29 Posted August 22, 2015 ...when that poor kid gets into second grade, I wonder how long it will take for one of his classmates to find that video and pass it around ?There will be current ones. Chick is bat shite crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted August 22, 2015 Share #30 Posted August 22, 2015 I'm amazed that video has been up for 10 months and only has 56,000 views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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