2Far Posted September 30, 2015 Share #1 Posted September 30, 2015 strides up to the counter and says, "I am not Happy!"The clerk, who has already had a long day, asks............."So which dwarf are you?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 30, 2015 Share #2 Posted September 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 30, 2015 Share #3 Posted September 30, 2015 Ouch....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 30, 2015 Share #4 Posted September 30, 2015 She's gonna hurt you, bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 30, 2015 Share #5 Posted September 30, 2015 I had a roommate in college that dated this short chick. She was kind of hot. Anyway, she was there on a dwarf-scholarship because she was under 5' tall. She had back surgery when younger to correct some problem or other, dropping her down to 4'11".My roommate, John, married her, despite the fact that she was crazy. One day, he came home and found out that she had thrown away all his shirts because they weren't stylish enough for her. He got an annulment and presumably was happier for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted September 30, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted September 30, 2015 I had a roommate in college that dated this short chick. She was kind of hot. Anyway, she was there on a dwarf-scholarship because she was under 5' tall. She had back surgery when younger to correct some problem or other, dropping her down to 4'11".My roommate, John, married her, despite the fact that she was crazy. One day, he came home and found out that she had thrown away all his shirts because they weren't stylish enough for her. He got an annulment and presumably was happier for it.I'll be the sex was good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 30, 2015 Share #7 Posted September 30, 2015 I had a roommate in college that dated this short chick. She was kind of hot. Anyway, she was there on a dwarf-scholarship because she was under 5' tall. She had back surgery when younger to correct some problem or other, dropping her down to 4'11".My roommate, John, married her, despite the fact that she was crazy. One day, he came home and found out that she had thrown away all his shirts because they weren't stylish enough for her. He got an annulment and presumably was happier for it.I'm guessing there was a lot more to the relationship than that, and you only gave us the short version. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 30, 2015 Share #8 Posted September 30, 2015 I'll be the sex was good.He said it was very good. Yes, TK, there was much more to the story, all relating to her craziness and his inability to recognize her craziness. Plus other stuff, but he was finally forced to recognize her craziness, but shirtless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2015 Share #9 Posted September 30, 2015 He said it was very good. Yes, TK, there was much more to the story, all relating to her craziness and his inability to recognize her craziness. Plus other stuff, but he was finally forced to recognize her craziness, but shirtless.Sounds like he was nuts over her............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie burgh Posted September 30, 2015 Share #10 Posted September 30, 2015 Sounds like he was nuts over her............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2015 Share #11 Posted September 30, 2015 The credit goes to Larry the Cable Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 30, 2015 Share #12 Posted September 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted September 30, 2015 Share #13 Posted September 30, 2015 I did not go to the store...I called...so they don't know my height...but they know my voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted October 1, 2015 Share #14 Posted October 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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