Square Wheels Posted December 6, 2013 Share #1 Posted December 6, 2013 They have such cool words that sound stupid from an American, especially one with a Boston accent, or worse, a Brooklyn accent. kerfuffle - my favorite Some other cool ones banger blimey bloke cheeky fag - stop being a bigot loo maths randy tosser wanker wellies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 6, 2013 Share #2 Posted December 6, 2013 It's not so much a question of 'should' you be British. If you have more than half your teeth, you simply can't be British. It's not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted December 6, 2013 Share #3 Posted December 6, 2013 Only if you form your own church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 6, 2013 Share #4 Posted December 6, 2013 Could you go through life calling everyone 'gov'ner'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted December 6, 2013 If you have more than half your teeth, you simply can't be British. It's not allowed. I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 6, 2013 Share #6 Posted December 6, 2013 I'm in. Well that's a start! Next you have to pass the immigration test where you cross this bridge, but only if you can answer three questions correctly. I know because I saw it on a British documentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 6, 2013 Share #7 Posted December 6, 2013 Well you failed the first test. Most people from Britain identify themselves with their country in Britain. I'm English, not British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share #8 Posted December 6, 2013 OK, so I'll be English then, how hard could it be? Is their schooling for learning proper Queen's English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted December 6, 2013 Share #9 Posted December 6, 2013 Next you have to pass the immigration test where you cross this bridge, but only if you can answer three questions correctly. I know because I saw it on a British documentary. "What is your favorite color?" is one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted December 6, 2013 "What is your favorite colour?" is one of them. FIFY, KT is gone, so I agreed to take over as grammer nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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