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Ummm, excuse me but we took the land and now it's ours. 

 

I always hated the British especially.  I think they originally took it, then the rabble took it back.  America is owned by the rabble.

 

The indians can buy it back if they want, but one plot of land at a time.  They have lots of casinos, so it shouldn't be hard to build up some cash.

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listen here, Injun! Buffalo Bill wasn't just out hunting

 

we kicked you ass, stole your land, and named the football team of our nation's capitol, the Washington Redskins. That was just to rub it in because the Nez Perce made such awful pains in the assess out of themselves up there in Washington...that really steamed our clams, you know. But anyway, back to business. This land was granted to us by the King of England, we took it by force fair and square, and now you're the ones with the funny accent, not us

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A condom would have been safer.

I was wearing a condom too.  BTW, have you ever tried to put on a loin cloth while riding a pony slamon in city traffic? It is next to impossible in quiet and solitude, but when you are trying to get through an intersection with some Mexican guy in a truck honking at you, it is beyond impossible.

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I was wearing a condom too.  BTW, have you ever tried to put on a loin cloth while riding a pony slamon in city traffic? It is next to impossible in quiet and solitude, but when you are trying to get through an intersection with some Mexican guy in a truck honking at you, it is beyond impossible.

Taco truck...he probably thought you wanted a breakfast burrito.

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