KrAzY Posted December 29, 2013 Share #1 Posted December 29, 2013 Since both of our children are adopted, we decided to see what their backgrounds really conceits of. We sent away for the 23 and ME DNA test kits. For shits and giggles, The wife and I also decided to give it a try. The results were very interesting. Not only does the results tell you where your mostly from, but also gives you a breakdown for different hereditory problems you might come across. The interesting thing is that it told me I was prime to have cancer, and I am not affected by caffeine. Now comes the "Your not funny" part. I have always known I'm 100% German decent. The interesting thing is I found out that I am in the K group of Jewish decent also. Once the numbers are broken down I am 99.9% European, and .1% jewish. After finding this out I said, "I have a .1% chance of farting hard enough in the shower to gas myself"…. OMG did I get a mean look and told that I was not funny at all! On the other hand, we have found relatives for my children, and also found out some things we might need to watch out for in the future with them. We will be reaching out to their second cousins to see if anyone knows about their parents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 29, 2013 Share #2 Posted December 29, 2013 Since so many comedians are Jewish, too bad the .1% didn't work a little more in your favour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share #3 Posted December 29, 2013 Since so many comedians are Jewish, too bad the .1% didn't work a little more in your favour. I still have the .1% over SW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 29, 2013 Share #4 Posted December 29, 2013 Poor Square Wave! He gets no respect, even in his own forum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 29, 2013 Share #5 Posted December 29, 2013 I'm more than 0.1% funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 29, 2013 Share #6 Posted December 29, 2013 I thought that was hilarious, krazy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #7 Posted December 30, 2013 Heil Krazystein! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #8 Posted December 30, 2013 My wife finds my very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share #9 Posted December 30, 2013 My wife finds my very funny. I need to talk to her to get the truth... Or your daughter again :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #10 Posted December 30, 2013 My wife is on the forum. My daughter (13) is way off limits to you heathens. My step daughters (in their 20's) are more than you can handle and still off limits. They also find me funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 30, 2013 Share #11 Posted December 30, 2013 My wife is on the forum. My daughter (13) is way off limits to you heathens. My step daughters (in their 20's) are more than you can handle and still off limits. They also find me funny. I agree. You are a funny guy, SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #12 Posted December 30, 2013 I agree. You are a funny guy, SW. Yes, but funny haha or funny strange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share #13 Posted December 30, 2013 Ok... Sw, you are funny, but I like to tell you otherwise. I find it funny that you are defending your funny self :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #14 Posted December 30, 2013 Yes, but funny haha or funny strange? At this point I'll take either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #15 Posted December 30, 2013 Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #16 Posted December 30, 2013 My wife finds my "doodle" very funny. I am sure she does. And remember we are not laughing with you, we are laughing AT you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 30, 2013 Share #17 Posted December 30, 2013 I agree. You are a funny guy, SW. We have been through this in detail at least twice now on the forum. It has been decided and confirmed that SW is not funny. I know not funny and SW is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #18 Posted December 30, 2013 Wait, so is SW funny or not? And Kzoo, what the heck does your signature mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #19 Posted December 30, 2013 Wait, so is SW funny or not? And Kzoo, what the heck does your signature mean? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #20 Posted December 30, 2013 Yes See, I do not know if this is funny or not. Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #21 Posted December 30, 2013 I'm not sure if I'm no one, someone, or anyone, but yes, I am funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2013 Share #22 Posted December 30, 2013 Okay. Can you please post a ranking of active members and their relative level of funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 30, 2013 Share #23 Posted December 30, 2013 I think the reason you guys do not see how funny SW is, is because his wit is so dry. If his wit was a state, it would be Arizona or Nevada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 30, 2013 Share #24 Posted December 30, 2013 Yes 'nough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 30, 2013 Share #25 Posted December 30, 2013 I think the reason you guys do not see how funny SW is, is because his wit is so dry. If his wit was a state, it would be Arizona or Nevada. Ya, like those are centers of comedy and humor! Point made, point taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 30, 2013 Share #26 Posted December 30, 2013 Okay. Can you please post a ranking of active members and their relative level of funny? Yes, I can and SW would not make the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 30, 2013 Share #27 Posted December 30, 2013 Have we conducted a poll that would help us determine SW's level of hilarity? I can't remember and I am too lazy to search for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2013 Share #28 Posted December 30, 2013 Let's just agree I'm funny before this post gets out of hand and locked (after I edit everyone's comments to say how funny I am). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 30, 2013 Share #29 Posted December 30, 2013 Let's just agree I'm funny before this post gets out of hand and locked (after I edit everyone's comments to say how funny I am). Whatever! Let the crazy man be happy. If you think you're funny than you must be funny. At some point in your life you may need to learn to accept reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 30, 2013 Share #30 Posted December 30, 2013 Square Wheels is shirley the funniest man in all of the Americas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted December 30, 2013 Share #31 Posted December 30, 2013 Reminds me of a family get together many years ago when my Dad starts telling some family history and hints that perhaps there's some Jewish ancestry in there somewhere (although very far back on my Dad's side). My older brother, who was a big WW2 fanatic at the time and was in love with the study of the German military, was there too, and I remarked that he might have to kill himself. This just warranted a severe 'look' from my brother. I guess it was good that he wasn't driving his gas van that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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