Randomguy Posted December 31, 2013 Share #1 Posted December 31, 2013 I have been sick since Christmas, and was getting concerned that I haven't felt horny at all. I thought I would jump-start that up with a self-quickie in the middle of the night. I am no hornier now than before. What did I do wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 31, 2013 Share #2 Posted December 31, 2013 I masturbated last night too. Again this morning. Again late this morning. Again in about 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 31, 2013 Share #3 Posted December 31, 2013 I have been sick since Christmas, and was getting concerned that I haven't felt horny at all. I thought I would jump-start that up with a self-quickie in the middle of the night. I am no hornier now than before. What did I do wrong? Only once? You need to masturbate much more than that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 31, 2013 Share #4 Posted December 31, 2013 Your all damn slackers! When you hot the high double digits let me know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 31, 2013 Share #5 Posted December 31, 2013 Your all damn slackers! When you hot the high double digits let me know! Hit it! Not bad for 10:25am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 31, 2013 Share #6 Posted December 31, 2013 Let me know when you get a contract for a life time supply of lube....then we can compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 31, 2013 Share #7 Posted December 31, 2013 I must need more practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 31, 2013 Author Share #8 Posted December 31, 2013 Only once? You need to masturbate much more than that. The wife feels it is her job, so I can only sneak one in every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 31, 2013 Share #9 Posted December 31, 2013 The wife feels it is her job, so I can only sneak one in every now and then. You're never home alone with a copy of Glamour magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 1, 2014 Share #10 Posted January 1, 2014 You're never home alone with a copy of Glamour magazine? Is that the magazine of choice nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted January 1, 2014 Share #11 Posted January 1, 2014 Going to rub one for the Gipper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 1, 2014 Share #12 Posted January 1, 2014 Is that the magazine of choice nowadays Well, you are talking to George Costanza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 1, 2014 Share #13 Posted January 1, 2014 Well, you are talking to George Costanza. Don't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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