Square Wheels Posted December 31, 2013 Share #1 Posted December 31, 2013 Do you want to be buried, cremated, stuffed and mounted...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 31, 2013 Share #2 Posted December 31, 2013 This would be suitable for me 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted December 31, 2013 Share #3 Posted December 31, 2013 I frequently drive by where I'll be buried: Jefferson Barracks National Cemetery in south St. Louis. I recently did some database work for a crematorium right next to the oven. Interesting how they do it. I wouldn't mind being cremated, but I think my option might be limited to burial at the JB Cemetery. I'll check into it one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 31, 2013 Share #4 Posted December 31, 2013 I want to be burned alive, or dead, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 31, 2013 Share #5 Posted December 31, 2013 Don't really care....I figure it'll be where ever the bear that eats me takes a dump. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 31, 2013 Share #6 Posted December 31, 2013 Whatever is cheapest. No sense in wasting any more money on me at that point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted December 31, 2013 Share #7 Posted December 31, 2013 Where ever my wife dumps the body. I doubt it will ever be found, so that's where I'll spend eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted January 1, 2014 Share #8 Posted January 1, 2014 I don't care what happens to my body after I die. It wouldn't bother me if coyotes ate my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted January 1, 2014 Share #9 Posted January 1, 2014 Chopped up and used for bait to catch sharks with laser eyes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juciluci Posted January 1, 2014 Share #10 Posted January 1, 2014 i want to swim with da fishes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 1, 2014 Share #11 Posted January 1, 2014 You know, I load 16 tons of coal everyday and what do I get? I just get another day older and deeper in debt. I hope St. Peter doesn't call me because I can't go. I owe my soul to the College Loan store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 1, 2014 Share #12 Posted January 1, 2014 I think my 200ft. owl mausoleum is much nicer than any of your answers. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 1, 2014 Share #13 Posted January 1, 2014 Do you want to be buried, cremated, stuffed and mounted...? who cares.. I'm dead and I will haunt everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 1, 2014 Share #14 Posted January 1, 2014 Maybe in the near future, they will figure out a way to recycle human bodies for fertilizer or even for food and they will make it appealing to end your life in a sterile and pleasant end-of-life facility. Then we could quit wasting assets on burying people in the ground and/or using valuable energy supplies to incinerate them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 1, 2014 Share #15 Posted January 1, 2014 You know, I load 16 tons of coal everyday and what do I get? I just get another day older and deeper in debt. I hope St. Peter doesn't call me because I can't go. I owe my soul to the College Loan store. Tennessee Ernie Ford! BTW The last line is "I owe my soul to the company store". Google "coal mine company store" to see how evil they could be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captaincreep Posted January 1, 2014 Share #16 Posted January 1, 2014 cremated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tybeegb Posted January 1, 2014 Share #17 Posted January 1, 2014 Well, I'm supposed to go to Harvard or Yale it there is enough left of me to work with. After they finish slicing and dicing, they cremate the remains and send the ashes back to the family. However, I'm not sure what will happen if I outlive the rest of the family. If that happens, then let someone else figure out what to do with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 1, 2014 Share #18 Posted January 1, 2014 Who is going to mount and stuff me? Need to know that first. Funerals and all the accoutrements are for the survivors, not the dead. Funeral pyre barge burning in the harbor while my friends and family drink sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted January 1, 2014 Share #19 Posted January 1, 2014 Test? I'm unable to post on another topic...let's see if this works. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #20 Posted April 9, 2022 On 1/1/2014 at 11:41 AM, kingtermite said: Test? I'm unable to post on another topic...let's see if this works. Works! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted April 9, 2022 Share #21 Posted April 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Works! I’ll that bring the royal termite back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #22 Posted April 9, 2022 23 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I’ll that bring the royal termite back? Probably! Poor guy had to wait all that time for a response! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted April 9, 2022 Share #23 Posted April 9, 2022 Cremated and dumped in the bay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #24 Posted April 9, 2022 On 12/31/2013 at 2:57 PM, Square Wheels said: Do you want to be buried, cremated, stuffed and mounted...? I want to be cremated. Then, my estate managers (sister and brother), after the family-mandatory Catholic funeral mass, are to rent space on one of the party boats that runs between Baltimore and Annapolis, throw a goodbye party for family and friends, and dump my ashes in the Chesapeake Bay to provide nutrients for future crab shells. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 9, 2022 Share #25 Posted April 9, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 9, 2022 Share #26 Posted April 9, 2022 Excellent dredge, Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #27 Posted April 9, 2022 My plans haven't changed much. Cremated and dumped in the ocean somewhere off Falmouth MA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #28 Posted April 9, 2022 39 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Excellent dredge, Ralph. Standard birthday dredge for absentee barfdays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 9, 2022 Share #29 Posted April 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Standard birthday dredge for absentee barfdays. Sorry. I thought you were making a statement about how fleeting our lives are and how things can change so quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 9, 2022 Share #30 Posted April 9, 2022 On 1/1/2014 at 8:28 AM, jsharr said: Who is going to mount and stuff me? Need to know that first. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #31 Posted April 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Page Turner said: So Dottles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #32 Posted April 9, 2022 On 12/31/2013 at 5:02 PM, Road Runner said: Whatever is cheapest. No sense in wasting any more money on me at that point. There is a guy in Ohio will cremate you for $750.00 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #33 Posted April 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, Page Turner said: Technically that is stuffing and mounting, but still an excellent illustration! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 9, 2022 Share #34 Posted April 9, 2022 42 minutes ago, Page Turner said: This reminds me of the joke where the punchline is “sitting on the sofa and holding hands would be fine.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 9, 2022 Share #35 Posted April 9, 2022 My wife's older somewhat difficult sister has told all three of her married sisters that whichever brother-in-law dies first, that is who she I going to move in with. So I highly suspect when I die, my wife will stuff me and sit me in a chair in the living room and not tell her sister that I died. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted April 9, 2022 Share #36 Posted April 9, 2022 39 minutes ago, jsharr said: This reminds me of the joke where the punchline is “sitting on the sofa and holding hands would be fine.” ...they are big on this sort of thing down in Mexico, with all that Dia de los Muertos celebrating. I think you can get this done for free, if you move down and retire in Guanajuato. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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