Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #51 Posted September 28, 2016 Martha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 28, 2016 Share #52 Posted September 28, 2016 Martha? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #53 Posted September 28, 2016 Welcome, Martha. Forgive my joke about Martha Stewart, it was an old forum joke from an earlier thread many years ago. This forum has some jokes that you will get as time goes on. It's nice to have another gal around here. It will help us keep those men in line. Tell us about what kind of riding you do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #54 Posted September 28, 2016 Thank you, Dirtyhip. For the most part I frown on women and cycling but I have been known to hop on my Raleigh shopper to go get Chinese for dinner. Do you cycle? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #55 Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Martha said: Thank you, Dirtyhip. For the most part I frown on women and cycling but I have been known to hop on my Raleigh shopper to go get Chinese for dinner. Do you cycle? Yes, I consider myself a cyclist. What do you mean that you frown on women and cycling? That seems like a strange thing to say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #56 Posted September 28, 2016 I meant no harm. It's just not very feminine in all situations. I always feel like hopping in the shower after getting back from getting Chinese. Am I right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted September 28, 2016 Share #57 Posted September 28, 2016 I fawn on women cyclists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #58 Posted September 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Martha said: I meant no harm. It's just not very feminine in all situations. I always feel like hopping in the shower after getting back from getting Chinese. Am I right? We don't have to act/look feminine all the time. I ride mountain bikes mostly, so it can be quite rugged. I wear a full face helmet and body armor on many of my rides. Your bike looks like a nice city bike. Yes, biking makes you sweat. Girls can sweat and still be feminine and sexy. I have a commuter, a pump track bike, a mountain bike and a CX bike. All the perfect bikes for the style of riding that I do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #59 Posted September 28, 2016 Seems incomprehensible. I don't understand, surely you jest? I think you'd enjoy one of my documentaries. Here was my first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 28, 2016 Share #60 Posted September 28, 2016 This almost qualifies as a parody. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted September 28, 2016 Share #61 Posted September 28, 2016 Women don't sweat they perspire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 28, 2016 Share #62 Posted September 28, 2016 17 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Girls can sweat and still be feminine and sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #63 Posted September 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Martha said: Seems incomprehensible. I don't understand, surely you jest? I think you'd enjoy one of my documentaries. Here was my first. No joking about my riding here. I raced Enduro last year, which is like downhill racing. What do you not understand? I like riding really fast down the hill. I love documentaries. I would like to watch this one, when I get a chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #64 Posted September 28, 2016 If you visit Rhode Island, we can go shopping. You can borrow Anderson's twenty, it's a bit too much for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 28, 2016 Share #65 Posted September 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: This almost qualifies as a parody. More like a spoof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #66 Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Martha said: If you visit Rhode Island, we can go shopping. You can borrow Anderson's twenty, it's a bit too much for me. 20" is really small. For BMX, I'd prefer a 24" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #67 Posted September 28, 2016 I am pretty sure this is a puppet, but I am having fun playing along. HAHA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #68 Posted September 28, 2016 That was offensive. Anderson is not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #69 Posted September 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Martha said: That was offensive. Anderson is not amused. What was? Saying that a 20" bike is small? HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 28, 2016 Share #70 Posted September 28, 2016 Anderson is very proud of his root beer Raleigh twenty. He gets many compliments from his boys at the club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 28, 2016 Share #71 Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Martha said: Anderson is very proud of his root beer Raleigh twenty. He gets many compliments from his boys at the club. I bet he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 28, 2016 Share #72 Posted September 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Road Runner said: Martha seems familiar, somehow.... Did you view Martha's member? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onbike1939 Posted September 29, 2016 Share #73 Posted September 29, 2016 18 hours ago, Martha said: I met Page in Woonsocket in 1977 My commiserations.....and it's heartening that you appear to be almost unscathed by the experience. Now given that this meeting would be almost forty years ago I take it that this wouldn't be your own photo or at least one taken many years ago. Whatever....welcome to the forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2016 Share #74 Posted September 29, 2016 Martha is a skank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted September 29, 2016 Share #75 Posted September 29, 2016 Welcome Martha. Seems like you need some protection. If any of these forum toughs give you a hard time, let me know and I'll rough them up good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted September 29, 2016 Share #76 Posted September 29, 2016 After examining Martha's sentence structure I have determined the she is in fact cheeseairwick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2016 Share #77 Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Chris... said: After examining Martha's sentence structure I have determined the she is in fact cheeseairwick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #78 Posted September 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, Chris... said: After examining Martha's sentence structure I have determined the she is in fact cheeseairwick 1) Get a job 2) Make yourself useful and post pics of MrsChris 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted September 29, 2016 Share #79 Posted September 29, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #80 Posted September 29, 2016 So how did the ladies rate the trip? Who had the best time, the worst time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted September 29, 2016 Share #81 Posted September 29, 2016 The ladies had a great time. The future SIL was a bit of a drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #82 Posted September 29, 2016 Just now, Chris... said: The ladies had a great time. The future SIL was a bit of a drag I told you! Nip it in the bud now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #83 Posted September 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Chris... said: The ladies had a great time. The future SIL was a bit of a drag Is he a lame-o? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 29, 2016 Share #84 Posted September 29, 2016 36 minutes ago, Martha said: I told you! Nip it in the bud now. Agree most hardily. If he is a pain now, before they are married and when he is supposed to be trying to do his best to impress everyone, think about what he will be like a couple years down the road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #85 Posted September 29, 2016 Plus, middle daughter already married so this is the oldest daughter we're talking about, I think. Quite gorgeous, but high maintenance. ( RG's future wife) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #86 Posted September 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Martha said: ( RG's future wife) This would make great stories 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2016 Share #87 Posted September 29, 2016 Kinda like the way SNL immortalized "Jane you ignorant slut", I am starting the "Martha is a skank" campaign. Who's with me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #88 Posted September 29, 2016 Just now, Square Wheels said: Kinda like the way SNL immortalized "Jane you ignorant slut", I am starting the "Martha is a skank" campaign. Who's with me? I am beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2016 Share #89 Posted September 29, 2016 Just now, Martha said: I am beautiful. For a dude, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 29, 2016 Share #90 Posted September 29, 2016 I understand the need for puppets. If it is CAW, I am glad he is back, but why the puppet? Things get confusing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #91 Posted September 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I understand the need for puppets. If it is CAW, I am glad he is back, but why the puppet? Things get confusing. This place jumped the shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #92 Posted September 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: For a dude, I agree. You're into dudes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 29, 2016 Share #93 Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: For a dude, I agree. If you think that is a dude, you may need to get your sensors re-calibrated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 29, 2016 Share #94 Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: If it is CAW Cheese is Cheese. Martha is Martha. It's not iced tea, it's lemonade. Read the sign. Lemonade. What's wrong with you people? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #95 Posted September 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Cheese is Cheese. Martha is Martha. It's not iced tea, it's lemonade. Read the sign. Lemonade. What's wrong with you people? You Sir are a genius. Whereas as bikeman8675309 is a lame-o. Hi DH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #96 Posted September 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Martha said: You Sir are a genius. Whereas as bikeman8675309 is a lame-o. Hi DH! For a moment, I thought you were talking about me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martha Posted September 29, 2016 Share #97 Posted September 29, 2016 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: For a moment, I thought you were talking about me. Please don't be sad because I had to reject your inappropriate advances on Martha yesterday. It was tempting. I could picture us in a little white cottage with casement windows and dutch doors front and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #98 Posted September 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Martha said: Please don't be sad because I had to reject your inappropriate advances on Martha yesterday. It was tempting. I could picture us in a little white cottage with casement windows and dutch doors front and back. huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 29, 2016 Share #99 Posted September 29, 2016 I think Martha looks like the type of woman that would surprise you with her behind-the-scenes raunchy behavior and general bawdiness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2016 Share #100 Posted September 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I think Martha looks like the type of woman that would surprise you with her behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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