Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Share #1 Posted January 7, 2017 How do you feel about tomatoes? I have eaten a whole lot of burgers and sandwiches that had lettuce and tomato on them. Is tomato your BFF? To what do you attribute your success as a garnishing duo? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted January 7, 2017 What about onions? You seem to spend a lot of time with onions too. Also mayonnaise. And what about special sauce and cheese and pickles and onions and a sesame seed bun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #3 Posted January 7, 2017 I like tomato, RR, but I will only eat the middle slice and the 2 slices on either side of the center slice. 3 total possibilities. Dukes mayonnaise is my Wilbur and you are my cheese. SW is an onion. Kirby is steak fries and a Little Debbie. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #4 Posted January 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Road Runner said: What about onions? You seem to spend a lot of time with onions too. Also mayonnaise. And what about special sauce and cheese and pickles and onions and a sesame seed bun? I spend zero time with onions. They are nasty and will burn in Sheol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted January 7, 2017 My favorite side is battered fried onion rings, heavily laden with your friend, tomato ketchup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #6 Posted January 7, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #7 Posted January 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: My favorite side is battered fried onion rings, heavily laden with your friend, tomato ketchup. One of our favourite fambly activities as kids was making onion rings. Much mo better than those heavily breaded ones you get in a grocery store or restaurant. Nice and thin and crispy and oniony, with a much higher onion to crust ratio. (Although the Outback Bloomin' Onion is not too bad, just a little excessively greasy, but man, it is pretty darn good.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #8 Posted January 7, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #9 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: One of our favourite fambly activities as kids was making onion rings. Much mo better than those heavily breaded ones you get in a grocery store or restaurant. Nice and thin and crispy and oniony, with a much higher onion to crust ratio. (Although the Outback Bloomin' Onion is not too bad, just a little excessively greasy, but man, it is pretty darn good.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted January 7, 2017 Just now, Green Lettuce said: Your angry emoticon button appears to be stuck. If I was a sensitive person, I might interpret the four and three as letters in the words f___ y__. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #11 Posted January 7, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #12 Posted January 7, 2017 Just now, Road Runner said: Your angry emoticon button appears to be stuck. If I was a sensitive person, I might interpret the four and three as letters in the words f___ y__. Nice reading between the lines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #13 Posted January 7, 2017 I like my lettuce crisp. Grace Slick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: I like my lettuce crisp. Grace Slick. 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: I like my lettuce crisp. Grace Slick. Apparently, you and Grace like it extra crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #15 Posted January 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Apparently, you and Grace like it extra crisp. Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #16 Posted January 7, 2017 34 minutes ago, Green Lettuce said: I like tomato, RR, but I will only eat the middle slice and the 2 slices on either side of the center slice. 3 total possibilities. Dukes mayonnaise is my Wilbur and you are my cheese. SW is an onion. Kirby is steak fries and a Little Debbie.    !!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #17 Posted January 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, jsharr said:    !!!!!! I don't think anyone here needs a translation, especially . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted January 7, 2017 Share #18 Posted January 7, 2017 Jsharr, you are the beans in my chili. Seriously, only 3 slices of a tomato are acceptable. MomCheese has actually made me leave her dinner table for this. It's not easy being Green Lettuce-Cheese sometimes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #19 Posted January 7, 2017 Tomatoes were made to be put into chili,salsa, ketchup and other such substances. Eating one raw is simply barbaric. A cheeseburger has a nice buttery toasted bun, a well-cooked meat patty with cheese, lettuce, onions, dill pickles flices and mustard. So let it be written so let it be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #20 Posted January 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Green Lettuce said: Jsharr, you are the beans in my chili. Seriously, only 3 slices of a tomato are acceptable. MomCheese has actually made me leave her dinner table for this. It's not easy being Green Lettuce-Cheese sometimes. And certainly not easy being mother of Green-Lettuce-Cheese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #21 Posted January 7, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: Tomatoes were made to be put into chili,salsa, ketchup and other such substances. Eating one raw is simply barbaric. A cheeseburger has a nice buttery toasted bun, a well-cooked meat patty with cheese, lettuce, onions, dill pickles flices and mustard. So let it be written so let it be done! for paragraph #1! Burgers can be eaten in a variety of ways, fully laden is one, but a good burger should be eaten plaino. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #22 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: a good burger should be eaten plaino. That's just sick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #23 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: That's just sick! What would you expect from someone that would put raw tomato on a sandwich? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #24 Posted January 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: That's just sick! Adulterants are for lesser quality things! Good things should be enjoyed au naturale. Like ketchup on steak is totally barbaric! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #25 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, jsharr said: What would you expect from someone that would put raw tomato on a sandwich? My forehead is getting sore! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 7, 2017 Share #26 Posted January 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I don't think anyone here needs a translation, especially . Got it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted January 7, 2017 Share #27 Posted January 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: (Although the Outback Bloomin' Onion is not too bad .....but the after effects are. Those do NOT brew up well in my digestive tract. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #28 Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: .....but the after effects are. Those do NOT brew up well in my digestive tract. Yes, but then you get to enjoy them all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #29 Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Green Lettuce said: Jsharr, you are the beans in my chili. Seriously, only 3 slices of a tomato are acceptable. MomCheese has actually made me leave her dinner table for this. It's not easy being Green Lettuce-Cheese sometimes. I thought jsharr was the bi-product of food consumption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #30 Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: My forehead is getting sore! Maybe we need an ass slapping emoticon then... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 7, 2017 Share #31 Posted January 7, 2017 Lettuce and fresh tomato on good bread with Dukes. Life is good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #32 Posted January 7, 2017 Anyone eat tomato sandwiches? I used to eat them. Just bread, mayo and sliced tomatoes, with salt and pepper of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #33 Posted January 7, 2017 We can all agree that the @Green Lettuce on our cheeseburgers needs to be finely chopped, correct? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share #34 Posted January 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: We can all agree that the @Green Lettuce on our cheeseburgers needs to be finely chopped, correct? No. Just lettuce in its original form, with tomatoes, onions, pickles, mustard and mayo. And a Diet Cherry Dr Pepper, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #35 Posted January 7, 2017 54 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Anyone eat tomato sandwiches? I used to eat them. Just bread, mayo and sliced tomatoes, with salt and pepper of course. I think my mother does that, and also maybe onion sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #36 Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: We can all agree that the @Green Lettuce on our cheeseburgers needs to be finely chopped, correct? Only if you are a total Nancy. Maybe trim the crusts of while chopping the lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 7, 2017 Share #37 Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: We can all agree that the @Green Lettuce on our cheeseburgers needs to be finely chopped, correct? I hate it chopped, then it spills all over the place. A few pieces of lettuce, a couple slices of tomato, mustard, ketchup, cheese and a medium well burger. Yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 7, 2017 Share #38 Posted January 7, 2017 7 hours ago, jsharr said: Tomatoes were made to be put into chili,salsa, ketchup and other such substances. Eating one raw is simply barbaric. A cheeseburger has a nice buttery toasted bun, a well-cooked meat patty with cheese, lettuce, onions, dill pickles flices and mustard. So let it be written so let it be done! Is a dill pickle flice some sort of Texas speciality? Is it pinky out tea drinkers confusion between a filet and a slice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 8, 2017 Share #39 Posted January 8, 2017 Fresh tomatoes are a gift from the gods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 8, 2017 Share #40 Posted January 8, 2017 29 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Is a dill pickle flice some sort of Texas speciality? Is it pinky out tea drinkers confusion between a filet and a slice?     !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 8, 2017 Share #41 Posted January 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, jsharr said:     !!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 8, 2017 Share #42 Posted January 8, 2017 11 hours ago, jsharr said: Maybe we need an ass slapping emoticon then... ...that's what gif's are for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 8, 2017 Share #43 Posted January 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Kirby said: Fresh tomatoes are a gift from the gods. ...you would really like it here in the summertime. At the Sacratomato farmers market, they sell about fifteen different heirloom tomatoes that get vine ripe before they are picked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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