Square Wheels Posted January 9, 2017 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2017 they used a fancy digital scanner. A dr visit last week called me back and is doing a proctology check. Clean as a whistle I am. Hoping they make an offer I can't refuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far Posted January 9, 2017 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2017 So, were both of his hands on your shoulders? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted January 9, 2017 Share #3 Posted January 9, 2017 Is this a parody or part B of the "Pain in the ass" thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted January 9, 2017 Share #4 Posted January 9, 2017 IF like you having hands shoved up your backside, perhaps you should consider converting from forum admin to sockpuppet. Same basic job, but you get more respect as a sock puppet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2017 Share #5 Posted January 9, 2017 And the Parody Meter says..................7.35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 9, 2017 Share #6 Posted January 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, jsharr said: I like you having hands shoved up your backside Why do you like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 9, 2017 Share #7 Posted January 9, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: ...having hands shoved up your backside that's just the standard indoctrination into the Massachusetts Democratic Caucus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 9, 2017 Share #8 Posted January 9, 2017 1 hour ago, 2Far said: So, were both of his hands on your shoulders? "That thing better have numbers on it when you pull it out!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted January 9, 2017 Share #9 Posted January 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: "That thing better have numbers on it when you pull it out!" Relax, it will. Promise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 9, 2017 Share #10 Posted January 9, 2017 ...I've been refusing those digital prostate exams ever since I read this some years back . Unless the doctor is cute, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 9, 2017 Share #11 Posted January 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...I've been refusing those digital prostate exams ever since I read this some years back . Unless the doctor is cute, of course. I had a very hot young female Chinese Dr. do my last one after doing a thorough inspection of my junk. I swear I wasn't sure if I should pull my pants up or spoon her afterwards.... Strange in deed. However I was also very put off when she asked me if I had one done before. I said yeah in my early 30's. She said really, I wonder why the Dr did one on you when you were so young? Are you certain the Dr. wasn't gay giggle giggle giggle.... Oh man what a buzz kill... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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