Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Share #1 Posted January 11, 2017 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 11, 2017 Share #2 Posted January 11, 2017 I just started going with my wife and daughter. Work? I want to get a stronger core, more flexibility and more peace. I can't imagine it not "working" (<-- those are not air quotes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted January 11, 2017 I have been drinking some tasty kefir (Siggi's vanilla), and started thinking about this. "Eat yogurt, ya hairy pusbag" is what all the advertisements say, but you always hear that nothing survives the digestive tract, so what gives? I suck at yogurt, btw. I signed up for a two-month groupon special at a yogurt place across the street. My posture is better, and I have impure thoughts during class often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 11, 2017 Share #4 Posted January 11, 2017 Studies show that it does, but studies show lots of things. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 11, 2017 Share #5 Posted January 11, 2017 What about probiotics? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 11, 2017 Share #6 Posted January 11, 2017 depends on what you mean by "work" ...and to some extent what you mean by "yogurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 11, 2017 Share #7 Posted January 11, 2017 No. The only thing lazier than yogurt are hippies and my brother-in-law. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Chris... said: What about probiotics? Yeah, there is that aspect, too. Now we are told that we should take probiotics contained in a protective pill that will survive the arduous journey until just the right time, when it is released where needed until it later jettisons in a frothy blast from the butthole. Previously, yogurt was claimed to be healthy on its own and would populate your innards with colonies of smiling, helpful bacteria. That seems to have changed when the probiotic industry sensed that they could scare us into buying a pill instead of eating the food itself if they defamed the food enough. So does the food work? Is it all just BS? What is the real story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted January 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Nate said: depends on what you mean by "work" ...and to some extent what you mean by "yogurt" These terms could mean almost anything, I suppose it is all open to interpretation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 11, 2017 Share #10 Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, there is that aspect, too. Now we are told that we should take probiotics contained in a protective pill that will survive the arduous journey until just the right time, when it is released where needed until it later jettisons in a frothy blast from the butthole. Previously, yogurt was claimed to be healthy on its own and would populate your innards with colonies of smiling, helpful bacteria. That seems to have changed when the probiotic industry sensed that they could scare us into buying a pill instead of eating the food itself if they defamed the food enough. So does the food work? Is it all just BS? What is the real story? oh, I thought you meant "yoga" yes, yogurt works. Don't listen to nutrition advice from the internet. Except for this post. You can listen to this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Nate said: I thought you meant "yoga" It did to some, I left it vague on porpoise. Chaos theory, you see. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted January 11, 2017 Hey Suzie Q, how often do guys in yogurt class get 'excited'? I was able to turn my mind to other subjects during class a couple of days ago, but was close to making a spectacle of myself for a little while. I would hate to be known as "that guy that gets wood" in the studio, you see. Does it happen often? I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 11, 2017 Share #13 Posted January 11, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 11, 2017 Share #14 Posted January 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, Chris... said: What about probiotics? They don't work any better than the amateur biotics. I took live culture Greek yogurt that I added fresh or frozen berries to every day to work for many years before I retired. It didn't kill me and I stayed healthy (except for my leukemia). I have no idea if it helped? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 11, 2017 Share #15 Posted January 11, 2017 So what you're saying is, Greek yogurt gives you cancer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted January 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Chris... said: So what you're saying is, Greek yogurt gives you cancer. That sounds exactly like what LJ was saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted January 11, 2017 Share #17 Posted January 11, 2017 52 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Does it happen often? I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. good thing it was not an SBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 11, 2017 Share #18 Posted January 11, 2017 I keep telling people Balance and Flexibility it is important as we age...and you ain't getting any younger RG... Also I think it is great for stress...but then no one here has any stress in there life...so who the heck needs to worry about that!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 11, 2017 Share #19 Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. you should get your money's worth and let 'er rip, tater chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 11, 2017 Share #20 Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. And just what did you do instead? I have so much to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 11, 2017 Share #21 Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Hey Suzie Q, how often do guys in yogurt class get 'excited'? I was able to turn my mind to other subjects during class a couple of days ago, but was close to making a spectacle of myself for a little while. I would hate to be known as "that guy that gets wood" in the studio, you see. Does it happen often? I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. I think you should get wood and fart at the same time. It would show that you are truly at peace with your inner being. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 11, 2017 Share #22 Posted January 11, 2017 I used to love yogurt as a kid but developed a lactose intolerance and stopped eating it in my early 20's. But the other day I was putting the groceries away and dropped a container of Greek yogurt that broke open and spilled everywhere. I cleaned it up and licked off some of the yogurt on the container, said dayum that's good so ate the 3 spoonfuls that didn't spill out. I didn't have any problems with it so am thinking maybe I can do yogurt again!?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 11, 2017 Share #23 Posted January 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Chris... said: What about probiotics? Well the dog gets them and doesn't fart as much, FWIW. (I did say "as much") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 11, 2017 Share #24 Posted January 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Old#7 said: No. The only thing lazier than yogurt are hippies and my brother-in-law. ...yogurt should get a haircut and a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 11, 2017 Share #25 Posted January 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: I almost farted in class, too, but didn't. ...holding in your farts while doing yoga will eventually result in serious injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted January 11, 2017 I had no impure thoughts in yogurt today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 11, 2017 Share #27 Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I had no impure thoughts in yogurt today. ...having no impure thoughts in a roomful of cute sweaty chicks in yoga pants will eventually result in serious injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share #28 Posted January 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...having no impure thoughts in a roomful of cute sweaty chicks in yoga pants will eventually result in serious injury. They weren't super-cute today. They weren't last time, though, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 11, 2017 Share #29 Posted January 11, 2017 ...if you can't be in a room full of super cute sweaty chicks in Lulu Lemon, what's the point of it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 12, 2017 Share #30 Posted January 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Chris... said: So what you're saying is, Greek yogurt gives you cancer. I forgot to mention I always added chia seed and local wild honey, it might be the chia seed causing the leukemia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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