Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Share #1 Posted January 18, 2017 Was it the Rocky mountain highs getting you down or perhaps the Rocky mountain oysters that pushed you out?? Surely not the snow bunnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #2 Posted January 18, 2017 Colorado pulled me into its intestines, where I caused massive bacteria overgrowth. I was then jettisoned from CO's bunghole with force and gusto, and landed on the east coast where bacterial overgrowth is a way of life. My bacteria is unnoticed here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted January 18, 2017 Share #3 Posted January 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Colorado pulled me into its intestines, where I caused massive bacteria overgrowth. I was then jettisoned from CO's bunghole with force and gusto, and landed on the east coast where bacterial overgrowth is a way of life. My bacteria is unnoticed here. I hear you have been wearing your tutu and riding the subway barefoot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted January 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Colorado pulled me into its intestines, where I caused massive bacteria overgrowth. I was then jettisoned from CO's bunghole with force and gusto, and landed on the east coast where bacterial overgrowth is a way of life. My bacteria is unnoticed here. But tell us -- was it a propulsion that jettisoned you away from the state -- a big fart -- or was it the allure of the big city and it's stench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #5 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, parodybot said: I hear you have been wearing your tutu and riding the subway barefoot. Yes, of course. People cup me by the vag here all the time, it is like I am on a podium or something. It makes me feel valued. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #6 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, dotman17 said: But tell us -- was it a propulsion that jettisoned you away from the state -- a big fart -- or was it the allure of the big city and it's stench? There was a stench here that used unawareness to disrupt lives, plans (lunch and dinner), and caused me to return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: There was a stench here that used unawareness to disrupt lives, plans (lunch and dinner), and caused me to return. So it was an attraction rather than a demotion? Are you going to miss the red rock? How about the dope?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #8 Posted January 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, dotman17 said: So it was an attraction rather than a demotion? Are you going to miss the red rock? How about the dope?? I moved back because feRW is a dumbass and RO is here. Didn't you read the damn program? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: I moved back because feRW is a dumbass and RO is here. Didn't you read the damn program? No. When the guy was barking out programs at the stadium I was in the line for booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #10 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, dotman17 said: No. When the guy was barking out programs at the stadium I was in the line for booze. I thought you were off that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #11 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: I thought you were off that. True. I probably should have said when you when they were handing out programs at the stadium, I was girl watching... but then I'd be in trouble with my wife. Look RG, I was just trying to be clever. You caught me. Cut me some slack. Why are you so mean?? Is this the real reason why you went back to east coast?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #12 Posted January 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, dotman17 said: Is this the real reason why you went back to east coast?? Yup. I just thought this was common knowledge and everyone knew this. I like to womanize in the booze line, drunk chicks are hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, Randomguy said: Yup. I just thought this was common knowledge and everyone knew this. I don't think you're mean. I think you're horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #14 Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, dotman17 said: I don't think you're mean. I think you're horny. I am sometimes mean to DH, she likes the attention. Plus, she has a dangerous grain addiction. I am horny, but only in a way. I am too tired to take on any quests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #15 Posted January 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted January 18, 2017 Hey, RG, was it the dry climate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 18, 2017 Share #17 Posted January 18, 2017 The charges didn't stick, but he thought it prudent to leave before the goat was able to testify 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 18, 2017 Share #18 Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, dotman17 said: How about the dope?? He's still in Indiana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted January 18, 2017 Share #19 Posted January 18, 2017 3 hours ago, dotman17 said: Was it the Rocky mountain highs getting you down or perhaps the Rocky mountain oysters that pushed you out?? Surely not the snow bunnies. From what I can tell in his posts about the subject, I think he moved back to NYC so he could rekindle the lost magic with his sex starved wife, and become a family once again. Did I get that right, RG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 18, 2017 Share #20 Posted January 18, 2017 37 minutes ago, Goat Geddah said: Did I get that right, RG? Pretty close, except for all of it. I came back so that RO will have a fighting chance at normalcy, if you can believe that. She needs a calm, non-anxious presence in her life, which is ironic, because I am so damn worried about stuff at the moment. I am calm around RO, though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted January 18, 2017 Share #21 Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Pretty close, except for all of it. I came back so that RO will have a fighting chance at normalcy, if you can believe that. She needs a calm, non-anxious presence in her life, which is ironic, because I am so damn worried about stuff at the moment. I am calm around RO, though. You seem like a good dad. Have you ever thought of adopting Couch? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2017 Share #22 Posted January 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Goat Geddah said: Have you ever thought of adopting Couch? He might end up adopting me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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