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Nate's Poetry Hoe Down


jsharr

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Pull up a hay bale, grab a Mason jar of squeezins and a spittoon and sit a spell while Nate uses his purdy mouth to recite some of his most recent cypherins.  Afterwards he will do some pickin and might even play his guitar too!

 

Redneck Haiku

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin.

Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

A painful sadness.
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door.

In WalMart toy aisle,
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass.

Unemployment's out,.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.

Distant siren screams.
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again.

Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil.

Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.

I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
God damn Jeff Gordon.

Tonight we hunger.
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggart.

Set the VCR:
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock.

White noise, buzzing static.
Call Earl. Satellite dish
needs new descrambler.

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.

In early morning mist,
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man.

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10 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said:

I'm confused. Who was Nate's poetry hoe and what happened to her?

You stopped reading just a bit too early or the answer would be clear as mud.

 

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil.

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54 minutes ago, Nate said:

dottie, you might want to have some sort of warning that that link is going to open your media player and start playing a movie.

I'm at work and I had to kill it

.mp4 file extension might have been a hint for your country ass.  Or maybe not.

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12 minutes ago, Nate said:

listen, you're new machine is a killer, we get that...

but this old box I'm on was still rendering the link when I clicked it :angry:

It takes a really special kind of dumbassery to just blindly click on shit on the interwebs.  When do you start working for Trump?  

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41 minutes ago, jsharr said:

It takes a really special kind of dumbassery to just blindly click on shit on the interwebs.  When do you start working for Trump?  

working for President Trump would be an honor and a privilege

 

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