Popular Post Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Popular Post Share #1 Posted February 16, 2017 I am the first to have a little fun at his expense (it's because he walks around with that 'kick me' sign on his back), but in all seriousness, he did not ask us to stop with the parodies or the puppets. An excerpt from his exact words (see the complete text of his speech below) ... "Please ease up on the use of each of these abused toys." He asked us nicely (we aren't use to that) and he did not ban then. In my opinion we should not ban speech or parodies - only forumites ( I can provide a list if needed). "We have far too many puppets here, and far too many parodies. Please ease up on the use of each of these abused toys. Most sites allow neither, we allow both, but it's really getting to be a lot. Thanks" Thank you Dear Leader for your ability to keep us on track. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 16, 2017 Share #2 Posted February 16, 2017 I got to hand it too you kzoo, its hard to kiss that much ass with chapped lips 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #3 Posted February 16, 2017 I took my puppets down to Firehouse 451 and threw them on the pyre of my own volition. And about that sign, you put it there @Kzoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 16, 2017 Share #4 Posted February 16, 2017 Admittedly, I don't like parodies. It is my opinion that it makes this place less fun. It feels like my threads are not appreciated, and that I am being made fun of. An example is like when the parody is much more popular than the original thread. It really feels like my threads are not enjoyed by our community. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #5 Posted February 16, 2017 I'm glad that parodies aren't banned. We do tend to go overboard with them, as we do here with most things. But I think they are fun at times. Maybe we can stop the parodies of serious subjects and only do parodies of stupid threads, like most of mine are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #6 Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: and that I am being made fun of. Everyone likes to pick on the girls. We are glad you are here, it wouldn't be any fun to pick on each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #7 Posted February 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Nate said: I got to hand it too you kzoo, its hard to kiss that much ass with chapped lips You know the difference between ass-kissing & brown nosing? Depth perception 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #8 Posted February 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Admittedly, I don't like parodies. It is my opinion that it makes this place less fun. It feels like my threads are not appreciated, and that I am being made fun of. An example is like when the parody is much more popular than the original thread. It really feels like my threads are not enjoyed by our community. I see no reason why we can't be selective. If we all know that DH doesn't like her threads parodied, then why can't we just refrain from parodying hers? Mine are fair game. Most of the people that parody here know who does and does not like it. Why can't we just be adults and show respect to those who don't like them? Seems like common sense is all that is needed here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 16, 2017 Share #9 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Why can't we just be adults and show respect to those to don't like them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2017 Share #10 Posted February 16, 2017 I'd also say there are far too many and it makes this place less interesting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 16, 2017 Share #11 Posted February 16, 2017 Sorry, everyone. I am just annoyed by it. It makes me just shake my head and think "Why do I bother posting here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #12 Posted February 16, 2017 I agree that they seem to be excessive lately. It's like one person starts it and many others try to emulate. Unfortunately, not everyone is great at doing parodies like jsharr and RR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted February 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Unfortunately, not everyone is great at doing parodies like jsharr and RR. Agreed, Jsharr is a very good parody provocateur. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 16, 2017 Share #14 Posted February 16, 2017 Kzoo, this is what YOU posted in DH's thread about here arms yesterday... "This has Parody material written all over it. " I do a parody today about muscles on my branches, and that is all it takes for Wheels to mobilize and declare these parodies a terrible thing so fuck you and the horse you rode in on pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #15 Posted February 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Agreed, Jsharr is a very good parody provocateur. You two should get a room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted February 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, 2Far said: You two should get a room. No we shouldn't. This is about respect. True respect. Not love or sex..... Ewwwwwww. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #17 Posted February 16, 2017 52 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I see no reason why we can't be selective. If we all know that DH doesn't like her threads parodied, then why can't we just refrain from parodying hers? Mine are fair game. Most of the people that parody here know who does and does not like it. Why can't we just be adults and show respect to those who don't like them? Seems like common sense is all that is needed here. Common sense. Aye, there's the rub. Somebody nailed it earlier. There used to be great parodies here. Lately, just cheap copies of parodies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #18 Posted February 16, 2017 37 minutes ago, 2Far said: You two should get a room. I think we are all anxiously awaiting the moment that they finally consummate their relationship. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2017 Share #19 Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: I'm glad that parodies aren't banned. We do tend to go overboard with them, as we do here with most things. But I think they are fun at times. Maybe we can stop the parodies of serious subjects and only do parodies of stupid threads, like most of mine are. What serious stuff? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #20 Posted February 16, 2017 41 minutes ago, 2Far said: You two should get a room. 36 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This is about respect. I'm sure jsharr will still respect you in the morning. He is a gentleman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #21 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: I'm sure jsharr will still respect you in the morning. He is a gentleman. And here I was thinking that SW killed off all the morans this morning. Wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #22 Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And here I was thinking that SW killed off all the morans this morning. Wrong. You don't think he will still respect you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #23 Posted February 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Road Runner said: You don't think he will still respect you? a moran and an igiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #24 Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: Please ease up on the use of each of these abused toys. I don't really have any toys of abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #25 Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Admittedly, I don't like parodies. It is my opinion that it makes this place less fun. It feels like my threads are not appreciated, and that I am being made fun of. An example is like when the parody is much more popular than the original thread. It really feels like my threads are not enjoyed by our community. You see what happens? You are too goddamned sensitive! Parodies are the sincerest form of flattery, and every damn one of us have been parodied, you aren't being singled out at all. It should be obvious that everyone likes your threads and everyone likes you, and that you should lighten the fuck up, Francis! Any thread is a good thread if it sparks laughter or discussion or a different non-parody thread, which several have for me. We can't be walking on eggshells about this kind of thing, parodies are a "roll with it" kind of thing. Now I realize that asking you to "lighten the fuck up" might spark a different result from you, but everybody loves you, and everybody knows you don't like parodies, so that is like catnip in a way. Parodynip, if you will. You should probably just change your name to 'Parodynips', now that I think of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: You see what happens? You are too goddamned sensitive! Parodies are the sincerest form of flattery, and every damn one of us have been parodied, you aren't being singled out at all. It should be obvious that everyone likes your threads and everyone likes you, and that you should lighten the fuck up, Francis! Any thread is a good thread if it sparks laughter or discussion or a different non-parody thread, which several have for me. We can't be walking on eggshells about this kind of thing, parodies are a "roll with it" kind of thing. Now I realize that asking you to "lighten the fuck up" might spark a different result from you, but everybody loves you, and everybody knows you don't like parodies, so that is like catnip in a way. Parodynip, if you will. Come on RG. You're holding back. Tell it like you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #27 Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Road Runner said: I agree that they seem to be excessive lately. 2 hours ago, maddmaxx said: There used to be great parodies here. Lately, just cheap copies of parodies. You know when new influences kind of dwindle, like when some of the regular posters aren't here and you go with what worked in the past? You feel like "I have been down that same hole a thousand times", and the last thing you want to do is be a sex god at the moment. You still perform, but you really aren't in the most creative mood and you just kind of mail it in a little? Maybe that is the cause of excessive parodies recently, trying to make something out of the ingredients at hand rather than going outside and immersing yourself in new influences. New influences like the first time you wore the silk boxers and the loose pants on the crowded subway, and you have to stand directly in front of a seated woman because all of the other seats are taken. The train starts slightly swaying as it gets underway, so you start slightly swaying against the silky fabric, and you notice that the women in front of you is really attractive and only about 10 inches away from your crotch. Interesting thoughts fill your head, and your pants start to get tighter while you think "I hope she doesn't notice... but I kind of hope she does", and then you go home after you get off that train and bang the hell out of whoever you are with like the vikings did after they sacked Wessex for the first time. I think we all need to step on that train from time to time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #28 Posted February 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I think we all need to step on that train from time to time. Or not...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #29 Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Or not...... Hey now, I thought that was some of my best work right there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #30 Posted February 16, 2017 29 minutes ago, Randomguy said: You see what happens? You are too goddamned sensitive! Parodies are the sincerest form of flattery, and every damn one of us have been parodied, you aren't being singled out at all. It should be obvious that everyone likes your threads and everyone likes you, and that you should lighten the fuck up, Francis! Any thread is a good thread if it sparks laughter or discussion or a different non-parody thread, which several have for me. We can't be walking on eggshells about this kind of thing, parodies are a "roll with it" kind of thing. Now I realize that asking you to "lighten the fuck up" might spark a different result from you, but everybody loves you, and everybody knows you don't like parodies, so that is like catnip in a way. Parodynip, if you will. You should probably just change your name to 'Parodynips', now that I think of it. Parodies are fun for some. Unfortunately they tend to think that they are, of course, fun for all. DH has made her opinion known and lighten up isn't her responsibility. I've done a couple of parodies on DH threads but I think I've learned not to anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 16, 2017 Share #31 Posted February 16, 2017 RG, no one should dictate to me how I should or should not feel about something. I don't like parodies, and that is how I feel on the matter. It's annoying. Telling me to "Lighten the Fuck up, Francis." isn't going to change the way I feel. So you can just lighten the fuck up on me, about this matter. I never said shit to SW about it. He decided to post the sticky about parodies. Apparently, he doesn't like them either. It's my prerogative to say what I think. You, or no one else is going to stop me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #32 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: DH has made her opinion known and lighten up isn't her responsibility. Lightening up is everyone's responsibility! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #33 Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Hey now, I thought that was some of my best work right there! Are you still married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #34 Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Hey now, I thought that was some of my best work right there! It was great prose. I'm just not riding on that train and certainly not with you. Have you ever been arrested under morals and scruples laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #35 Posted February 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Telling me to "Lighten the Fuck up, Francis." isn't going to change the way I feel. But reassuring you about how everybody feels about you should help take the sting out. Can you parody some threads and see the fun in it? The first time I was parodied on the LF in about 2001 or so, I thought "You dick!" (not about you, I forget who it was). I stepped away for a bit and thought about it, and realized it was pretty funny. It really wasn't about me, it was about the moment. If you kill the moment, you kill the spontaneity, and you start editing everything you say or do, sanitizing things for ANY shred that could be considered offensive, and you end up with 'Precious Moments" dolls and "Family Circus" as your cultural references. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #36 Posted February 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Randomguy said: If you kill the moment, you kill the spontaneity, and you start editing everything you say or do, sanitizing things for ANY shred that could be considered offensive, and you end up with 'Precious Moments" dolls and "Family Circus" as your cultural references. Excellent point. The more we restrict ourselves, even if with the best of intentions, the duller this place gets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #37 Posted February 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Kzoo said: It was great prose. I'm just not riding on that train and certainly not with you. Have you ever been arrested under morals and scruples laws. It is no crime to think substantial thoughts about attractive chicks on the subway! 10 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Are you still married? FeRW was the beneficiary of some of those moments on the train, as was the quarrelsome ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #38 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Excellent point. The more we restrict ourselves, even if with good intentions, the duller this place gets. Yawn........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #39 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: It is no crime to think substantial thoughts about attractive chicks on the subway! I didn't say it was. I was just enquiring about your criminal background...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 16, 2017 Share #40 Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Excellent point. The more we restrict ourselves, even if with good intentions, the duller this place gets. Or, like some other forums we can settle for the same dozen posters while others take a couple of looks and leave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 16, 2017 Share #41 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: I didn't say it was. I was just enquiring about your criminal background...... I actually have no criminal record. All of my conquests were willing, and all pervy thoughts channeled to appropriate sources for the greater good of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share #42 Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: and all pervy thoughts channeled to appropriate sources for the greater good of humanity. And 51% of the population of NYC appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 16, 2017 Share #43 Posted February 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yawn........ See? This place is getting duller by the moment. Just discussing this crap is tedious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 17, 2017 Share #44 Posted February 17, 2017 RG is in full Bluto/Frontier Gibberish mode. And I keep getting him confused with DH because of the shoes! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 17, 2017 Share #45 Posted February 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: RG is in full Bluto/Frontier Gibberish mode. What? I thought I was making more sense than I normally do! DH wishes she had those shoes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 17, 2017 Share #46 Posted February 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: What? I thought I was making more sense than I normally do! Ed Zachary! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted February 17, 2017 Share #47 Posted February 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: Have you ever been arrested under morals and scruples laws. Don't ask me how I know, but they can't arrest you under those laws if you don't have moral or scruples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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