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3 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

Oh crap!  Cycling talk is just around the corner..

He didn't tell us to stop parodies.  He requested that we limit it to quality parodies.  I understand that this is virtually the same thing but one has to note the subtle difference.

Of course the thousand like week is beyond reach however.  Without puppets you have to earn them the hard way.

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16 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

..and this place becomes boring.  What have ya'll done?

there was a big dust up over parodies and puppets

you know, the usual stuff. Everybody is making parodies and posting with puppets and everything is groovy, then I post a parody of DH's thread, and wheels comes down hard on everybody

I remind wheels that I once served America protecting his freedom, so  naturally I feel like a real sucker for throwing away the best years of my 20s for his dumb ass...that sort of thing

oh, and Kzoo gave a way Parody Meter to some other forum for old ladies that he spends a lot of time on, so now's the time to invest big in Parody Metrics

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Just now, maddmaxx said:

He didn't tell us to stop parodies.  He requested that we limit it to quality parodies.  I understand that this is virtually the same thing but one has to note the subtle difference.

Of course the thousand like week is beyond reach however.  Without puppets you have to earn them the hard way.

don't worry Max

Its not going to slow me down one bit :P

 

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1 hour ago, Wilbur said:

..and this place becomes boring.  What have ya'll done?

I blame jsharr, dude is  was an asshat.  His only redeeming values were parodies and puppies and now that they are gone, he is dead to me and should be dead to all of you as well.  Good riddance I say!  The asshat is dead, long live the pig!

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1 minute ago, dotman17 said:

I'm sneaking him out into 'Murica.  Poor guy is a capitalist trapped in a socialist country.  Go easy on him.

I will go easy on him.  One leg at a time.

A travelling salesman drove past a farm one day and noticed a pig with one wooden leg. He didn't think much of it until a week later, driving by the same farm, the pig had two wooden legs. The third week, the pig had three wooden legs, and finally, after seeing the pig the fourth week with four wooden legs, he had to stop to inquire about it. 

He tracked down the farmer and asked him about the strange sight. The farmer told him, "Well, that's the greatest pig alive. About a month ago, he saved my wife and kids and me from our burning house by waking us up in the middle of the night just in time to escape without any harm!" 

The salesman continue to prod the farmer about the pig's wooden legs. "Well," the farmer replied, "this pig is just like one of the family. He's a really great pig. A couple of weeks ago, our youngest boy fell in the creek, and this truly wonderful pig fished him out just in time to save him from drowning! He's one really great pig!" 

The salesman, starting to lose his patience, again inquired about the wooden legs, to which the farmer replied, "Last week, I fell off my horse and my foot got caught up in the stirrup. This great pig ran along side of the horse and me and untangled me and truly saved my life. What a great pig - the greatest pig in the world!!" 

Losing his patience, the salesman finally shouted, "All right already, That's enough! He's a really great pig - a REALLY great pig! But what about his wooden legs?!" 

To which the farmer replied, "Well now, a great pig like that - you don't eat him all at once!" 

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12 minutes ago, jsharr said:

I blame jsharr, dude is  was an asshat.  His only redeeming values were parodies and puppies and now that they are gone, he is dead to me and should be dead to all of you as well.  Good riddance I say!  The asshat is dead, long live the pig!

I respectfully disagree you Texican asshat.  This place is nothing without you and Cheese.  In protest to the changes, I am going away for another 4 days.  Make sure this place is fun by the time I get back. 

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5 minutes ago, Wilbur said:

I respectfully disagree you Texican asshat.  This place is nothing without you and Cheese.  In protest to the changes, I am going away for another 4 days.  Make sure this place is fun by the time I get back. 

I thought you bought this dump from SW.  Can't you mandate that we will stop being fuddy-duddies and return to the wild, abandoned raucousness of yesteryear?   :( 

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21 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

Sigh... There's always that one person who rains on everyone's drama party and tries to distort everybody's perception of reality by stating the facts.

;)

So now we aren't supposed to engage in hyperbole either?  I can't keep up with all these new rules.   :(

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