I have to go out and cut my grass.

[Road Runner]

Do the rest of you jackasses cut your own grass or do you have someone do it for you?  I think women should cut grass topless.

[jsharr ★]

I cut my own grass.  It is my time of solitude actually.  Sort of a mindless task that allows me an hour or so of time to reflect / pray / meditate.  I do the same sort of thing on solo rides.

[jsharr ★]

I wear a shirt.

[Nate]

I don't really worry much with it. I have geese that eat grass, and I don't really try and grow a yard per se. I let anything that can get a hold grow and luckily, it is all very low growing weeds that apparently don't taste good to geese that dominates the mowable part of the property this year. I haven't mowed since late August and I really don't need to do it this week either

 

the rest of the place is a lake and some woods

 

I don't rake leaves either

 

I live in the woods, there' really not much point

[jsharr ★]

We are in a drought in North Texas and have been under watering restrictions all summer.  Texas heat and no water leads to the grass going dormant so there is not much need to mow.  Have mowed once or twice since the start of August.

[team scooter]

I cut my own grass, but I bought a riding mower a few years back. It cut my mowing time from 1 1/2 hours, to 45 minutes. I confess I'm a landscaper and I don't weedwack as often as my wife would like.

[Ralphie ★]

We have a guy.  The bastard does an excellent job so we don't think aboot how much it costs! 

[Road Runner]

My grass is cut.  It was a son of a bitch. 

 

I went topless.  My manboobs are excellent!

[Randomguy]

I don't really worry much with it. I have geese that eat grass, and I don't really try and grow a yard per se. I let anything that can get a hold grow and luckily, it is all very low growing weeds that apparently don't taste good to geese that dominates the mowable part of the property this year. I haven't mowed since late August and I really don't need to do it this week either

 

the rest of the place is a lake and some woods

 

I don't rake leaves either

 

I live in the woods, there' really not much point

I want to live in that place, I think.

 

I had a friend that lived in an apartment because he didn't want to do yardwork.  He and his wife bought a house, and he threatened divorce (really) about wanting to sell the house and move to an apartment so he wouldn't have to do anything with the yard.  I call him "anal sex Ron", because he loved nothing more than backdooring chicks when he was single.  His wife didn't like it too much, though.  He is also very much into big boobs, which his wife doesn't have, either.  Anyway, she pays people to do the yardwork so they can live in a house and stay married.