Got a cool Out of Office response

[Square Wheels]

I’m out of the office forever!

Because I’ve retired 

[Kzoo]

I remember getting one like that once but much more detailed.

It went on about how he didn't care what you wanted or needed and how your concerns were not his concerns anymore and he only cared about his concerns.  If you really needed him you were out of luck.  If you wanted help from someone that should care then call........

It was done pretty well and not offensive.

 

 

[sheep_herder ★]

That would not have been possible at my office when I retired in 2006.  Phone was cut off when I left, and we did not have cell phones for work.

[bikeman564™]

I can't wait to do that

[ChrisL]

My company keeps our email account active for a period of time and just forwards all messages to someone else.  I was thinking of doing something like that....  I was here, now I'm gone!  AMF!!!!

[Scrapr ★]

1 hour ago, ChrisL said:

My company keeps our email account active for a period of time and just forwards all messages to someone else.  I was thinking of doing something like that....  I was here, now I'm gone!  AMF!!!!

My give a damn is busted

[2Far ★]

I've always wanted to leave this:

"I'm out of the office, time traveling. If I didn't call you back last week, I'll call you back last month when the next wormhole converges. Thanks and I hope you'll have a good day yesterday."

[Ralphie ★]

Something like this would be good.

[BR46]

I worked with a guy that one day he called in to work retired. He said that he woke up and decided to retire that day so he called in retired.