Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Share #1 Posted April 4, 2017 I'll start. Why does grass refuse to grow in certain spots in my lawn, but every known vegetation in the Northern Hemisphere will sprout and grow like hell in the tiniest of my sidewalk and driveway cracks? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Square Wheels Posted April 4, 2017 Popular Post Share #2 Posted April 4, 2017 Where does @AirwickWithCheese go when he's not here? 5 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #3 Posted April 4, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: I'll start. Why does grass refuse to grow in certain spots in my lawn, but every known vegetation in the Northern Hemisphere will sprout and grow like hell in the tiniest of my sidewalk and driveway cracks? We have hybrized and specialized ornamental turf grasses so much that they will only perform in very specific conditions, where as plants that we consider weeds can grow in truly horrid conditions. They have less competition for water and nutrients and their roots help break down large aggregates into soil and also help to keep soil in place and prevent erosion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post UglyBob Posted April 4, 2017 Popular Post Share #4 Posted April 4, 2017 Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany...or at all? 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted April 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: We have hybrized and specialized ornamental turf grasses so much that they will only perform in very specific condition, where as plants that we consider weeds can grow in truly horrid conditions. They have less competions for water and nutrients and their roots help break down large aggregates into soil and also help to keep soil in place and prevent erosion. You are sucking all the fun out of this thread by providing logical answers. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #6 Posted April 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, UglyBob said: Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany...or at all? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted April 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, UglyBob said: Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany...or at all? Hasselhoff sounds German. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #8 Posted April 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, UglyBob said: Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany...or at all? Duh! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted April 4, 2017 If you write with your right hand, eat with your right hand and wipe yourself with your right hand, what is your left hand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post UglyBob Posted April 4, 2017 Popular Post Share #10 Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: If you write with your right hand, eat with your right hand and wipe yourself with your right hand, what is your left hand for? Switch hitting when you google yourself... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital_photog ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #11 Posted April 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: If you write with your right hand, eat with your right hand and wipe yourself with your right hand, what is your left hand for? Picking your nose. You don't want to eat with the hand you pick your nose. You don't want to pick your nose with the hand you wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted April 4, 2017 Why does the line that you get in at the grocery store always go slower than every other line? And if you get tired of waiting and move to another line that seems to be moving, that line becomes the slow one? And when you finally get to the cashier, the line is gone and no one is behind you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted April 4, 2017 Share #13 Posted April 4, 2017 What wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #14 Posted April 4, 2017 49 minutes ago, UglyBob said: Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany...or at all? don't hassle the hoff 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #15 Posted April 4, 2017 What is this thread about? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 4, 2017 Share #16 Posted April 4, 2017 penguins have knees, so why do they still wobble when they walk? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #17 Posted April 4, 2017 When Meatloaf sings "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that" what is "that"? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #18 Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Duh! that's a good reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #19 Posted April 4, 2017 How did the Three Stooges keep getting jobs like doctors and plumbers and such? They were totally incapable of performing any activity requiring any sort of skill or education. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 4, 2017 Share #20 Posted April 4, 2017 Who's on first. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted April 4, 2017 Share #21 Posted April 4, 2017 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted April 4, 2017 Share #22 Posted April 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Who's on first. I don't know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 4, 2017 Share #23 Posted April 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, ChrisL said: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 4, 2017 Share #24 Posted April 4, 2017 Will my love grow? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #25 Posted April 4, 2017 Why does the porridge bird lay it's egg in the air? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #26 Posted April 4, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted April 4, 2017 Share #27 Posted April 4, 2017 Who puts the figs in the fig rolls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted April 4, 2017 Share #28 Posted April 4, 2017 2 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Will my love grow? Yes, if you google yourself...... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share #29 Posted April 4, 2017 Why is Kzoo so Kzooey? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted April 4, 2017 Share #30 Posted April 4, 2017 Why does this thread even exist? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #31 Posted April 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, KrAzY said: Why does this thread even exist? Why ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #32 Posted April 4, 2017 Who wrote the book on love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted April 4, 2017 Share #33 Posted April 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: but every known vegetation in the Northern Hemisphere will sprout and grow like hell in the tiniest of my sidewalk and driveway cracks? I think if you reflect on certain decisions you've made over the course of your life you will find the answer as to what things grow in your cracks and why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 4, 2017 Share #34 Posted April 4, 2017 Who the hell is Eddie Money? Or is that John Eddy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted April 5, 2017 Share #35 Posted April 5, 2017 38 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: Who the hell is Eddie Money? Or is that John Eddy? I miss John Eddie. He hasn't been out west in several years. Next time I'm in Maryland, I'm making the drive to where ever he's playing so I can get my fix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 5, 2017 Share #36 Posted April 5, 2017 Who let the dogs out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 5, 2017 Share #37 Posted April 5, 2017 Really, what time is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted April 5, 2017 Share #38 Posted April 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Kirby said: Really, what time is it? 5 O'clock. Somewhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #39 Posted September 14, 2019 So it WAS John Eddy! Maybe! brb! Man, my brian is fried. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 14, 2019 Share #40 Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: So it WAS John Eddy! Maybe! brb! Man, my brian is fried. I still love this album. But this is probably my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #41 Posted September 14, 2019 On 4/4/2017 at 8:27 PM, UglyBob said: I miss John Eddie. He hasn't been out west in several years. Next time I'm in Maryland, I'm making the drive to where ever he's playing so I can get my fix. He is playing right around the corner in a couple of weeks! Fly on oot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted September 14, 2019 Share #42 Posted September 14, 2019 What is Jeopardy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 14, 2019 Author Share #43 Posted September 14, 2019 On 4/4/2017 at 7:47 PM, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Who the hell is Eddie Money? Or is that John Eddy? Eddie Albert is my favorite Eddie. He was a saint for putting up with Lisa. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #44 Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Eddie Albert is my favorite Eddie. He was a saint for putting up with Lisa. I think of him whenever I harvest from my garden. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 14, 2019 Author Share #45 Posted September 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I think of him whenever I harvest from my garden. Do you wear a three piece suit and tie during your harvest? Does your wife have inedible pancakes waiting for you when you return from the fields? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #46 Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Do you wear a three piece suit and tie during your harvest? Does your wife have inedible pancakes waiting for you when you return from the fields? No, but I do say O'fer! a lot! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 14, 2019 Author Share #47 Posted September 14, 2019 It bothers me that Oliver never eats anything. Lisa cooks, but Oliver always abstains. Yet he never seems to lose any weight. That sucks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #48 Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: It bothers me that Oliver never eats anything. Lisa cooks, but Oliver always abstains. Yet he never seems to lose any weight. That sucks. And Lisa means so well! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 14, 2019 Share #49 Posted September 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: He is playing right around the corner in a couple of weeks! Fly on oot! I wish could. Maybe Wilbur can swing by with the jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #50 Posted September 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, UglyBob said: I wish could. Maybe Wilbur can swing by with the jet. I might be busy washing my hair that day. I may also lose the jet keys. I will try though.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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