maddmaxx ★ Posted September 14, 2019 Share #51 Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, wilbur said: I might be busy washing my hair that day. I may also lose the jet keys. I will try though.. Here's a place to interject a real question. When you park the jet does it actually have any locks or does it just depend on airport security? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post team scooter Posted September 14, 2019 Popular Post Share #52 Posted September 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Road Runner said: Do you wear a three piece suit and tie during your harvest? Does your wife have inedible pancakes waiting for you when you return from the fields? We have our own version of green acres. The place I work at was purchased by a rich city businessman who wanted to work with his hands and drive tractors. Unfortunately he's not suited to operate heavy machinery. He destroys customer's trucks while loading, backs the tractors into stuff, and we spend much of our time pulling him and his prized John Deere out of the mud with a chain. He'll often even disk the field wearing a suit. Our code name for him is Oliver, (pronounced Ahhleevaa) whenever he is on a piece of equipment that he may cause harm. As in "Where is Ahhleevaa, and what is he breaking now?" His prized JD. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 16, 2019 Author Share #53 Posted September 16, 2019 Why is llama spelled with two L's? If two L's is better than one, then why not spell it with 3 L's? Rroad Rrunner 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 16, 2019 Share #54 Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Why is llama spelled with two L's? If two L's is better than one, then why not spell it with 3 L's? Rroad Rrunner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 16, 2019 Share #55 Posted September 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Why is llama spelled with two L's? If two L's is better than one, then why not spell it with 3 L's? Rroad Rrunner I'll bet it's not supposed to be pronounced like La. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 16, 2019 Share #56 Posted September 16, 2019 On 4/4/2017 at 1:12 PM, Road Runner said: If you write with your right hand, eat with your right hand and wipe yourself with your right hand, what is your left hand for? Your ball glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 16, 2019 Share #57 Posted September 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Parr8hed said: Your ball glove. I do that bare handed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 17, 2019 Share #58 Posted September 17, 2019 On 9/14/2019 at 8:35 AM, team scooter said: We have our own version of green acres. The place I work at was purchased by a rich city businessman who wanted to work with his hands and drive tractors. Unfortunately he's not suited to operate heavy machinery. He destroys customer's trucks while loading, backs the tractors into stuff, and we spend much of our time pulling him and his prized John Deere out of the mud with a chain. He'll often even disk the field wearing a suit. Our code name for him is Oliver, (pronounced Ahhleevaa) whenever he is on a piece of equipment that he may cause harm. As in "Where is Ahhleevaa, and what is he breaking now?" His prized JD. You must work with some old people to remember Oliver! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted September 17, 2019 Share #59 Posted September 17, 2019 On 4/4/2017 at 7:47 PM, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Who the hell is Eddie Money? Or is that John Eddy? Who was Eddie Money? Since evil Ralph killed him with this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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