Get a tan...!

[BR46]

Get a tan and what look like this.

 

[shotgun]

Being of English, Scottish, Irish descent, and happily surviving melanoma, I can relate.

I would suggest a gentle reply along the lines of "fuck you, asshole!"

 

[az_cyclist]

21 hours ago, petitepedal said:

Personally I think I get whiter the more I am outside...I do not tan and took a hazing from a gal a few years younger than me..with native American and Italian in her family  background. I would tell her I am  tan...lol we were in the sauna..and she went out laughing to her parents..that I really did have a tan....

After I went to red tones in my hair color..people started saying..gee with red hair you probably need to stay out of the sun. . Who cares what people think..F them

Didnt you get red in the sauna, petite?

[LoneWolf]

10 hours ago, Dirtyhip said:

In all honesty, I was ready for her. This wasn't our first rodeo with comments about my skin with her. We spent some time together I gyms and she made plenty of comments of a critical  nature. 

Luckily, I didn't say "the jerk store called..."

Luckily? You shoulda pulled that trigger, sister.

That or told her in ten years people would be looking at her and telling her "The luggage store called and wanted their suitcase back."