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Will you people think any less of me?

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15 minutes ago, parodybot said:

I am pretty sure that is what jsharr would have posted.  Texas is flat too.  You should fly to Texas and ride with jsharr.  You could easily drop his fat ass, which would make you feel better.

I would like to ride with him some day.

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NSAIDS are best for acute troubles.  If you pop them long term, something worse is at play.

And when you take them, some people tend to push too hard.  They can't feel their body screaming "UNCLE!"

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14 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

I would like to ride with him some day.

You should want to ride with me.  :flirtyeyess:

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2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

You should want to ride with me.  :flirtyeyess:

I would love to ride with you but it wouldn't be fun for you.

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3 minutes ago, dotman17 said:

I would love to ride with you but it wouldn't be fun for you.

How do you know what I find fun.

Seeing people ride is fun.

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9 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

You should want to ride with me.  :flirtyeyess:

I would love to ride with you, I know you would be a great teacher in the dirt, a place I've never ridden.

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1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said:

How do you know what I find fun.

Seeing people ride is fun.

I have been off the bike for about 7 months now. Plus I did a beginner/intermediate trail outside of Moab and it pushed me. 8 miles and I was wiped out

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Well...I for one think that you should do it.....I mean are you really some sort of a big girl's blouse or what?

So what if you damage something or something falls off....it's part of being a man Sweetpants...I mean take me for example. Never....never ...have I failed to take up a challenge....no Siree. I met each and every one head-on and no-one could ever say that I was a big Jessie.....never.

Now it is true that I can't walk so good these days and that my broken back is never going to be any better...oh ...and my knees are completely knackered so I spend a lot of time sitting down....but I like to read anyway and I'm pretty old so it's not so bad...I have my pride...yes indeedy. :) 

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Just now, Square Wheels said:

I would love to ride with you, I know you would be a great teacher in the dirt, a place I've never ridden.

She's the Queen of dirt.

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1 minute ago, dotman17 said:

She's the Queen of dirt.

I don't know about this....I mean it seems so............unfeminine. :(

 

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1 minute ago, onbike1939 said:

I don't know about this....I mean it seems so............unfeminine. :(

 

DH rocks. Where you been my favorite Scotsman? 

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Jens Voigt will call you a little baby girlie man.  

He may also tell you to get a tan

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4 minutes ago, onbike1939 said:

Well...I for one think that you should do it.....I mean are you really some sort of a big girl's blouse or what?

So what if you damage something or something falls off....it's part of being a man Sweetpants...I mean take me for example. Never....never ...have I failed to take up a challenge....no Siree. I met each and every one head-on and no-one could ever say that I was a big Jessie.....never.

Now it is true that I can't walk so good these days and that my broken back is never going to be any better...oh ...and my knees are completely knackered so I spend a lot of time sitting down....but I like to read anyway and I'm pretty old so it's not so bad...I have my pride...yes indeedy. :) 

Girl's blouse?

Girls can be very strong.

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2 minutes ago, dotman17 said:

DH rocks. Where you been my favorite Scotsman? 

I look in regularly but see nothing particularly earth-shattering to comment upon. 

I suppose I could post about the state of my colon but most people snigger...which is a pity as it's really interesting.

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Just now, onbike1939 said:

I look in regularly but see nothing particularly earth-shattering to comment upon. 

I suppose I could post about the state of my colon but most people snigger...which is a pity as it's really interesting.

Colon?? Now you'vyou've got something! 

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Have you ever thought about becoming a downhill racer?

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3 minutes ago, onbike1939 said:

I look in regularly but see nothing particularly earth-shattering to comment upon. 

I suppose I could post about the state of my colon but most people snigger...which is a pity as it's really interesting.

I am not sure I am ready for that. Can we start with a semi colon?

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4 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

Girl's blouse?

Girls can be very strong.

I know this....and they can have scabby knees too which is equally off-putting.

You should give all this rough, mucky sort of thing up and buy yourself a push-up bra and girly things....this may be hard to hear but I'm telling you this for your own good.....I know about these things.

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5 minutes ago, Cardinal Ximinez of Spain said:

I am not sure I am ready for that. Can we start with a semi colon?

 

Well I suppose we could but I think I'd be short-changing you. I could start with my small colon and if you can bear it move on to the large.

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2 minutes ago, onbike1939 said:

I know this....and they can have scabby knees too which is equally off-putting.

You should give all this rough, mucky sort of thing up and buy yourself a push-up bra and girly things....this may be hard to hear but I'm telling you this for your own good.....I know about these things.

This shit is gonna be good.

michael jackson comments popcorn GIF

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1 minute ago, maddmaxx said:

:popcorn:

 

Sorry....you need some attention max.......how are you?

 

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2 minutes ago, onbike1939 said:

I know this....and they can have scabby knees too which is equally off-putting.

You should give all this rough, mucky sort of thing up and buy yourself a push-up bra and girly things....this may be hard to hear but I'm telling you this for your own good.....I know about these things.

Scabs happen, when you go hard. 

Having a mad set of skills is way sexy, and I can still dress up when I am done. 

I'd rather spend valuable time learning to clean a section of black diamond trail over spending time painting nails and putting on mascara.

 

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5 minutes ago, onbike1939 said:

 

Sorry....you need some attention max.......how are you?

 

No.  I'm just waiting for DH to ride across to Scotland and kick your ass.

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