Wilbur ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #1 Posted May 20, 2017 If you want to see a plethora of cliche dooshnozzles, one need go no further than a local gym. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #2 Posted May 20, 2017 Whoh. Strong words. Not just a douchnozzle but a cliche version. Further explanation is required Wilbur. This has the makings of a fun story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #3 Posted May 20, 2017 My current gym resembles Average Joe's from Dodgeball. However, we did belong to Big & Fancy Gym for a while and there was quite a bit of douchenozzlery, primping, & preening there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #4 Posted May 20, 2017 My gym is filled with active duty military from all branches of the service. Most of those guys and gals are in great shape. Then there's a contingent of old retirees like me to keep them motivated to stay that way. One look at us and .... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted May 20, 2017 4 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Whoh. Strong words. Not just a douchnozzle but a cliche version. Further explanation is required Wilbur. This has the makings of a fun story. If the Kardashians had roid-junkie bodies and carried on like a WWF tag team in an America VS Russia battle, it would be about 1/2 the show value of two idiots at the gym yesterday. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #6 Posted May 20, 2017 I have the bikes, a cheap elliptical and a lot of hiking trails. I'm not of a mind to join a gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #7 Posted May 20, 2017 There are girls half my size that could hang a serious whooping on me at my gym. I try not to stare when some 120 lb chick is doing 30 lb seated dumbell curls. Some of the so called trainers leave a lot to be desired though. I've watched one guy leading newbies through circuit training, all the while texting on his phone. if I was his boss, we'd be having words. But to my real beef. NOBODY PUTS THE DAMN WEIGHTS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 20, 2017 Share #8 Posted May 20, 2017 I haven't been to a gym in many years. I used to go a lot. Then I realized I could buy my own equipment, work out at home whenever I want, and never have to deal with the gymites. Looking back on that decision, it was worth every penny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 20, 2017 Share #9 Posted May 20, 2017 We are going to need video evidence of these people. I guess one day I'm gonna have to step foot into a gym and see what really goes on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #10 Posted May 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Wilbur said: If the Kardashians had roid-junkie bodies and carried on like a WWF tag team in an America VS Russia battle, it would be about 1/2 the show value of two idiots at the gym yesterday. There was a 40+ish woman we nicknamed Elvira. Full make-up, all black spandex, some gawd awful perfume. She'd be on the stairmaster, sweat running underneath the make-up and no one within 15' of her because of the perfume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #11 Posted May 20, 2017 There was a 30ish woman, trim, kinda spikey hair, attractive, who did everything like she was being chased by a T-REX. Just wild & manical. I couldn't help but wonder if she was like that in the sack, too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted May 20, 2017 Share #12 Posted May 20, 2017 Ja. I lift tings up und put dem down. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted May 20, 2017 Share #13 Posted May 20, 2017 I was part of our local Y for a while and it wasn't douchy at all but it wasn't worth it for me. I hit the gym often in the military and as a cop but I went to places mostly frequented by my type and it was pretty cool. No attitudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 20, 2017 Share #14 Posted May 20, 2017 My gym at work is mostly docs and researchers. MDs. PhDs... They are pretty laid back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 20, 2017 Share #15 Posted May 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Road Runner said: I haven't been to a gym in many years. I used to go a lot. Then I realized I could buy my own equipment, work out at home whenever I want, and never have to deal with the gymites. Looking back on that decision, it was worth every penny. And you don't have to wear pants. When I got to the Y this morning and went inside to sign in there was some kind of class going on with a bunch of hot bodies. They looked like they were having fun and they were very easy on the eyes. That probably goes on at my gym but you don't see it if you are not in that class. The only class that happens out in the open are the water classes and arthritis class. These are mostly overweight old women and a few overweight old men. The only thing weird in the main gym is the noobs that think their way of working out is somehow superior to the was the equipment is designed to be used. They are short term usually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2017 Share #16 Posted May 21, 2017 21 hours ago, Wilbur said: If you want to see a plethora of cliche dooshnozzles, one need go no further than a local gym. Maybe it's just the locale in general.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share #17 Posted May 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Zackny said: Maybe it's just the locale in general.? You mean close to the border? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 21, 2017 Share #18 Posted May 21, 2017 22 hours ago, Wilbur said: If you want to see a plethora of cliche dooshnozzles, one need go no further than a local gym. I've never been to a gym, but I will agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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