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Jsharft at the beach


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Back in the day, jsharrt went to the beach for Spring Break.  He saw all the guys from other colleges with hot chicks, so he asked one of the lifeguards how they got the chicks  

The lifeguard told him to wear a thong.   So jsharr headed to the surf shop and bought a mankini.  After a few days of wearing it, he still had no luck so he asked the lifeguard what was wrong.

The lifeguard looked at jsharr and told him it might help if he stuffed a potato into his thong.

So jsharr headed to the grocery store and bought  the biggest baking potato he could find and shoved it into his thong.

Still no luck, in fact the girls screamed and ran away as he walked by.

Confused, jsharr stopped the lifeguard one last time for advice.

The lifeguard took one look at jsharr and said, "Dude, the potato goes in the FRONT!"

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