Mooseknuckle

[Dirtyhip]

UGH!  

I was happily sitting in the lunch room, eating lunch, quietly alone.  He comes in, tells me he has a nose bleed.  I continue to look down at my device and try to ignore him.  The whole bloody nose is quite disgusting in a lunch room.  Then, he proceeds to clean himself up in the lunch room sink.  I get up to walk out of bio-hazard hell, and he stops me and asks me to look him over and tell him if he has any blood on his clothes.  I tell him he has blood on his pants, and that me might want to go to the bathroom to get sorted out.

I need a nice long vacation from this place.  

 

[Reverend_Maynard]

Is Mooseknuckle a person or a condition?

[Dirtyhip]

2 minutes ago, Reverend_Maynard said:

Is Mooseknuckle a person or a condition?

Both

[jsharr ★]

Nobody likes a bloody mooseknuckle.  At least not where I come from.

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

Well, DH, I think if you don't want to put up with stuff like this then next time you should be a bit nicer.

And not bash his nose with the stapler in the first place.

[F_in Ray Of Sunshine]

The only right thing to do would be to jump up, scream "AHHHHH!!! BLOOD BORNE PATHOGENS!!!!!!!" as loud as you can and run out of the room.