shotgun Posted May 25, 2017 Share #1 Posted May 25, 2017 My peony is too heavy and keeps drooping. Does anyone have any advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2017 Share #2 Posted May 25, 2017 Have you tried porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted May 25, 2017 Share #3 Posted May 25, 2017 If it lasts more than 4 hours, call a horticulturist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 25, 2017 Share #4 Posted May 25, 2017 A bit of viagra disolved in the watering can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted May 25, 2017 Share #5 Posted May 25, 2017 The wife used to tie twine about 8 inches off the ground around the bushes to help keep them up... On a side note... Have you tried slapping them, some people pay extra for it and it helps them get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted May 25, 2017 Share #6 Posted May 25, 2017 The Mrs uses tomato cages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 25, 2017 Share #7 Posted May 25, 2017 At work they use wire fencing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted May 25, 2017 Share #8 Posted May 25, 2017 Creative screwing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 25, 2017 Share #9 Posted May 25, 2017 I was going to suggest twine and a stake, but my peonies have peaked and lost most of their petals already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share #10 Posted May 26, 2017 36 minutes ago, Kirby said: I was going to suggest twine and a stake, but my peonies have peaked and lost most of their petals already. Mine are just starting to explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted May 26, 2017 Share #11 Posted May 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Zealot said: Creative screwing... From multiple positions and angles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 29, 2017 Share #12 Posted May 29, 2017 On 5/25/2017 at 5:51 PM, maddmaxx said: A bit of viagra disolved in the watering can. I actually saw a lady on saturday trying to tie her peonies up to the utility pole that she had them planted around. I offered this suggestion, she laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 29, 2017 Share #13 Posted May 29, 2017 On May 25, 2017 at 7:15 PM, team scooter said: The Mrs uses tomato cages. Ouch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted May 29, 2017 Share #14 Posted May 29, 2017 Special plant food: Viagrow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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