Popular Post shotgun Posted July 13, 2017 Popular Post Share #1 Posted July 13, 2017 Actually, I texted it: "This shit has got to stop!" I went to the eye doctor and picked up her contacts that she ordered. The receptionist says "oh, your wife is so sweet". Then, I stopped to pick up a prescription and the pharmacist says "we just love your wife, she's so nice". Yeah, it's hard to believe she's married to me! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted July 13, 2017 Share #2 Posted July 13, 2017 Screw You @receptionist! Screw You @pharmacist! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Share #3 Posted July 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, shotgun said: Yeah, it's hard to believe she's married to me! She is a saint! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Share #4 Posted July 13, 2017 Brings balance to the universe, she does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted July 13, 2017 Did I forget to mention the 2 hours I spent in the dentist chair this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2017 Share #6 Posted July 13, 2017 Apparently you married up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2Far ★ Posted July 13, 2017 Popular Post Share #7 Posted July 13, 2017 42 minutes ago, Zackny said: Apparently you married up. We all did. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted July 14, 2017 Share #8 Posted July 14, 2017 I told my wife......once.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share #9 Posted July 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Zackny said: Apparently you married up. Yep, in many aspects. Yeah, and our dentist and her assistant like her too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted July 14, 2017 Share #10 Posted July 14, 2017 5 hours ago, 2Far said: Brings balance to the universe, she does. Ahh, sheeyit. Next thing you know, she'll be wanting a lightsaber and a couple of droids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 14, 2017 Share #11 Posted July 14, 2017 18 hours ago, shotgun said: Actually, I texted it: "This shit has got to stop!" I went to the eye doctor and picked up her contacts that she ordered. The receptionist says "oh, your wife is so sweet". Then, I stopped to pick up a prescription and the pharmacist says "we just love your wife, she's so nice". Yeah, it's hard to believe she's married to me! That bitch! How dare she show you up like that! Have you ever posted a picture here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share #12 Posted July 14, 2017 59 minutes ago, Randomguy said: That bitch! How dare she show you up like that! I know, right! 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Have you ever posted a picture here? I've posted many pictures here. Cars, bikes, lighthouses, sunsets... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shotgun Posted July 15, 2017 Author Popular Post Share #13 Posted July 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: Have you ever posted a picture here? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Scrapr ★ Posted July 15, 2017 Popular Post Share #14 Posted July 15, 2017 She looks like a really nice person 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 15, 2017 Share #15 Posted July 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Scrapr said: She looks like a really nice person Yeah, but she is squeezing that dog she trapped like an anaconda! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 16, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted July 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, but she is squeezing that dog she trapped like an anaconda! ...and the damn dog is STILL alive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 16, 2017 Share #17 Posted July 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, shotgun said: ...and the damn dog is STILL alive. She has not graduated from anaconda school, I take it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 16, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted July 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Randomguy said: She has not graduated from anaconda school, I take it. She had to drop out. Couldn't take the pressure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 17, 2017 Share #19 Posted July 17, 2017 13 hours ago, shotgun said: She had to drop out. Couldn't take the pressure. Well, it really is a lot to wrap your head around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 17, 2017 Share #20 Posted July 17, 2017 Dpnt let @AirwickWithCheese see how pretty she is 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 17, 2017 Share #21 Posted July 17, 2017 On 7/15/2017 at 9:10 AM, Randomguy said: Yeah, but she is squeezing that dog she trapped like an anaconda! On 7/15/2017 at 8:37 PM, shotgun said: ...and the damn dog is STILL alive. On 7/15/2017 at 8:58 PM, Randomguy said: She has not graduated from anaconda school, I take it. 23 hours ago, shotgun said: She had to drop out. Couldn't take the pressure. 9 hours ago, Randomguy said: Well, it really is a lot to wrap your head around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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