Some practical Haitian advice

[Gump]

got off the phone with my friend Isaiah a few minutes ago. He asked what I had been doing. I told him mowing the lawn. He asked me to explain what that meant. So I told him the like the grassy areas near his home where they tie goats to eat we have grass around our homes and we call it the lawn. Explained we use a machine to cut the grass periodically to keep it short and neat. His response was "why don't you just buy a goat"?

I should have told him I had one named Kzoo, but he isn't very reliable.

[Further]

I love a well manicured lawn and fancy landscaping, but acres of mowed grass disturb me a bit, so many resources just to make the statement "I can"

[Longjohn ★]

My neighbor uses a weed eater named Bill out around his barn.

[sheep_herder ★]

You know someone via the internet that 'does'.

[maddmaxx ★]

Somehow I always think that Haitian advice involves drinking a zombie from the cocoa shell.

[Digital_photog ★]

5 hours ago, sheep_herder said:

You know someone via the internet that 'does'.

does he have an automatic fertilizer spreader too?

 

[Johnny Come Lately Name]

Wait...so Isiah is  .....goat getter?

[Johnny Come Lately Name]

9 hours ago, Longjohn said:

My neighbor uses a weed eater named Bill out around his barn.

I need to borrow Bill. I've got a bunch of poison ivy I need to get rid of.

[Longjohn ★]

54 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said:

I need to borrow Bill. I've got a bunch of poison ivy I need to get rid of.

Agent orange works good on poison ivy.

[Kzoo]

14 hours ago, Zackny said:

I should have told him I had one named Kzoo, but he isn't very reliable.

Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience.

So I lost my copy of the schedule.  When did you need me back up there to mow?

[Johnny Come Lately Name]

1 hour ago, Longjohn said:

Agent orange works good on poison ivy.

So does nuking it from orbit, but the collateral damage is too high.