Popular Post VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Popular Post Share #1 Posted July 24, 2017 Our local gym is dying on the vine. Membership is getting old and as they die off, no one new is joining. In a last ditch attempt to save the place, the management has allowed younger prospective members free access for the summer. Seems like a decent place and some of the old folks are cool, but there is this one dude that acts like he owns the place. Lets everyone know he "flies frickin jets man, jets!" and tells us about how he cannot wait to blow this joint and retire to his sailboat on the Med. Put on a big act. Loaded up the sled with half my normal weight (I go about 500 on the sled most days he has it at 240) and then when I ask if he needs any help gets all indignant, adds another 120 and then proceeds to show us "young pups" how it is done. Shaking, red faced, spitting, veins bulging on his neck and face, he gets one passable push in and then about passes out. I got him to sit down and cool off while I called EMS. I did get a shot of the dude before they carted him off in the Whaaaaaaaambulance. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #2 Posted July 24, 2017 And do not get me started on the way these pigs behave in the locker room. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 24, 2017 Share #3 Posted July 24, 2017 Not good, dude. Taking photos of people without their knowing is messed. Seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #4 Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, roadsue said: Not good, dude. Taking photos of people without their knowing is messed. Seriously. Dude is obviously a millennial. They are too self entitled to know right from wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #5 Posted July 24, 2017 00.0000025 and that was just a stray volt that bumped the meter needle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 24, 2017 Share #6 Posted July 24, 2017 They're all into shaming others with their snaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #7 Posted July 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Douche de Leche said: Shaking, red faced, spitting, veins bulging on his neck and face, he gets one passable push in, shits his pants, and then about passes out. FIFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #8 Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, roadsue said: Not good, dude. Taking photos of people without their knowing is messed. Seriously. BTW, I think this new guy is trying to do a pseudo parody of a Wilbur thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #9 Posted July 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wilbur said: 00.0000025 and that was just a stray volt that bumped the meter needle. did @Kzoo die or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #10 Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, jsharr said: did @Kzoo die or something? Yes, when he read the op. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 24, 2017 Share #11 Posted July 24, 2017 Clearly. The parody was lame, so I tried to give it a little bump. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #12 Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, roadsue said: Clearly. The parody was lame, so I tried to give it a little bump. millenials suck at everything, how could you expect them to do something so complex as a well executed parody? This things sucks so bad that it would peg the suck meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #13 Posted July 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Douche de Leche said: And do not get me started on the way these pigs behave in the locker room. I've seen this before, it is so true. The divide seems to be around the late thirties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #14 Posted July 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, roadsue said: They're all into shaming others with their snaps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #15 Posted July 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I've seen this before, it is so true. The divide seems to be around the late thirties. You see this every time you get in front of a mirror! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 24, 2017 Share #16 Posted July 24, 2017 Technically this is not a parody. Road Runner will be here shortly to straighten this out. However, if it was a parody the meter would peg this one at a solid ten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #17 Posted July 24, 2017 I don't know. I thought it was pretty funny. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wilbur ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Popular Post Share #18 Posted July 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Technically this is not a parody. Road Runner will be here shortly to straighten this out. However, if it was a parody the meter would peg this one at a solid ten. That's it. I'm going to the gym to dole out some verbal abuse. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #19 Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: That's it. I'm going to the gym to dole out some verbal abuse. Yay!!! When are you going?? I wanna be there so I can laugh at the little pukes while you show them where the bear shit in the buckwheat!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 24, 2017 Share #20 Posted July 24, 2017 Wow, Kzoo pigged it at 10. That's great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #21 Posted July 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, smudge said: Yay!!! When are you going?? I wanna be there so I can laugh at the little pukes while you show them where the bear shit in the buckwheat!! He better wear these then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #22 Posted July 24, 2017 48 minutes ago, roadsue said: Not good, dude. Taking photos of people without their knowing is messed. Seriously. WHAT ever..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #23 Posted July 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, 2Far said: Exactly. I will facetime you some of the lockerroom pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 24, 2017 Share #24 Posted July 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, Douche de Leche said: WHAT ever..... Right. How's that Snapchat streak of hourly dick-pics and the dongs you draw on the pages of all your textbooks. WHAT ever... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #25 Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, roadsue said: Right. How's that Snapchat streak of hourly dick-pics and the dongs you draw on the pages of all your textbooks. WHAT ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share #26 Posted July 24, 2017 The fogeys won. Free hours are now 8am to 2 pm. I wake up around 3 most days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted July 25, 2017 Share #27 Posted July 25, 2017 Taking pictures of people without their knowledge is not illegal on public property, no matter how creepy it may seem. Inside a gym you are subject to the owners rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 25, 2017 Share #28 Posted July 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Chris... said: Taking pictures of people without their knowledge is not illegal on public property, no matter how creepy it may seem. Inside a gym you are subject to the owners rules. Takng the photo is legal; courts have had mixed responses to using those photos to malign someone with most cases decided in favor of the subject, not the snapper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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