Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Share #1 Posted August 2, 2017 just asked me what size ring my daughter wears. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Popular Post Share #2 Posted August 2, 2017 Do you need help hiding the body? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted August 2, 2017 Share #3 Posted August 2, 2017 Did you discuss the dowry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #4 Posted August 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 2, 2017 Share #5 Posted August 2, 2017 I did no such thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted August 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, Caretaker said: Did you discuss the dowry? I asked for the lake house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 2, 2017 Share #7 Posted August 2, 2017 Awwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted August 2, 2017 Share #8 Posted August 2, 2017 So are congratulations in order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #9 Posted August 2, 2017 Can't wait to see the wedding photoshops. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 2, 2017 Share #10 Posted August 2, 2017 39 minutes ago, Chris... said: just asked me what size ring my daughter wears. Did he explain why he wanted to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #11 Posted August 2, 2017 Did you ask if he was talking about her fingers or just one of her piercings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChrisL Posted August 2, 2017 Popular Post Share #12 Posted August 2, 2017 Does he not know they can size the ring???? My future SIL asked my permission, it was the funniest thing ever. Granted I play softball with him and we joke around all the time. He comes in with, "uh sir".... i thought WTF sir??? I was gonna bust his chops but he was so nervous i let him off the hook. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Square Wheels Posted August 2, 2017 Popular Post Share #13 Posted August 2, 2017 Congrats Grandpa. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #14 Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Do you need help hiding the body? We're pouring 600 yards of concrete next week.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share #15 Posted August 2, 2017 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #16 Posted August 2, 2017 Dude works fast! Damn! Also, up the dowery to make sure the lake house includes an inboard ski boat and a bass fishing boat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share #17 Posted August 2, 2017 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 2, 2017 Share #18 Posted August 2, 2017 Another small piece of @AirwickWithCheese's heart just broke. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 2, 2017 Share #19 Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Square Wheels said: Congrats Grandpa. Ooooo! Such subtle implications! This is incontrovertible proof that even a blind squirrel can find a (humor) nut! And congratulations to Chris! Let me know if you want to borrow my Ronco Home Version Boyfriend Live Autopsy Kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #20 Posted August 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Ooooo! Such subtle implications! This is incontrovertible proof that even a blind squirrel can find a (humor) nut! And congratulations to Chris! Let me know if you want to borrow my Ronco Home Version Boyfriend Live Autopsy Kit. or bust one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 2, 2017 Share #21 Posted August 2, 2017 I thought she was promised to me, you must be very disappointed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share #22 Posted August 2, 2017 You're thinking of her sister 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #23 Posted August 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Chris... said: You're thinking of her sister I don't think it matters to him 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 2, 2017 Share #24 Posted August 2, 2017 Congrats to her and my condolences to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted August 2, 2017 Popular Post Share #25 Posted August 2, 2017 Mazel tov!! Lovely couple. I wish for them the same happiness in life you found with MrsChris. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 2, 2017 Share #26 Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Chris... said: You're thinking of her sister She will be a lucky woman to marry me, just ask feRW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 2, 2017 Share #27 Posted August 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, Randomguy said: She will be a lucky woman to marry me, just ask feRW. By "She" are you referring to FfeRW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted August 2, 2017 Share #28 Posted August 2, 2017 He asks what size, then two hours later he's got it on her finger and posing for photos. When's the wedding, this weekend? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted August 2, 2017 Share #29 Posted August 2, 2017 longtime boyfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share #30 Posted August 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Caretaker said: He asks what size, then two hours later he's got it on her finger and posing for photos. When's the wedding, this weekend? If my daughter had her way it would be 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 3, 2017 Share #31 Posted August 3, 2017 They look so happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted August 3, 2017 Share #32 Posted August 3, 2017 11 hours ago, Airehead said: They She looks so happy He? Along for the ride Oh, and congrats and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted August 3, 2017 Share #33 Posted August 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Scrapr said: He? Along for the ride Oh, and congrats and stuff Last night we attended a tasting with a bunch of other people who have upcoming weddings with the venue they picked. After sampling appetizers, main courses, sides & desserts my daughter wanted to check out the flower and invitation vendors. Future SIL was so over the whole thing and was sitting there bored when she said im going to check them out. So as my daughter got up and he didnt I shot him "the look", he nods, gets up and goes with. His mom looks at me and says WTF was that, nobody tells him what to do? I just said I didnt say sheot to the boy, he figured it out on his own! But I remember feeling the same way 30 years ago, food, flowers invites blah blah blah but I went along for the ride and didn't make my wife do it all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 3, 2017 Share #34 Posted August 3, 2017 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: So as my daughter got up and he didnt I shot him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 3, 2017 Share #35 Posted August 3, 2017 Shooting him seems a little drastic. Did you use a derringer or your pistol cane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted August 3, 2017 Share #36 Posted August 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, Airehead said: Shooting him seems a little drastic. Did you use a derringer or your pistol cane? I like the kid and wouldn't hurt him. He is a work in progress on some things but he listens to me. My daughter says he listens to me more than his own dad. I probably mentioned this before but during a softball game he was playing 3rd, I was pitching. After making 3 errors he tried to check himself out of the game. As the other player was coming out of the dug out I yelled at him to get back in position, get over yourself and make the next play. He stopped dead in his tracks and went back. He ended up getting the 3rd out and I went over & high fived him. My daughter said she was shocked he listened to me. That was a couple of years ago too, he's come a long way since then. I haven't had to bark at him in a while during a game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted August 3, 2017 Share #37 Posted August 3, 2017 2 hours ago, ChrisL said: So as my daughter got up and he didnt I shot him Well, it is southern California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 3, 2017 Share #38 Posted August 3, 2017 On 8/2/2017 at 11:28 AM, TrentonMakes said: So are congratulations in order? Hey, hold your horses. She hasn't refused yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 3, 2017 Share #39 Posted August 3, 2017 6 hours ago, Airehead said: Shooting him seems a little drastic. Did you use a derringer or your pistol cane? Sword canes are way better. They just have that panache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 4, 2017 Share #40 Posted August 4, 2017 8 hours ago, Airehead said: Shooting him seems a little drastic. Truly, I found myself admiring his restraint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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