I just heard a large burp

[petitepedal ★]

It came from the parking lot of the next door apartment complex   at least 100/150 feet away from my place...I am sitting in my living room.

That was some burp...like something a 16 year old would come up with!!

 

[jsharr ★]

Just now, petitepedal said:

It came from the parking lot of the next door apartment complex   at least 100/150 feet away from my place...I am sitting in my living room.

That was some burp...like something a 16 year old would come up with!!

 

I blame Randomguy

[TrentonMakes]

3 minutes ago, petitepedal said:

It came from .,.. at least 1500 miles away from my place...I am sitting in my living room.

That was some burp...like something a 16 year old would come up with!!

sorry

edit:  surprisingly it's only about 1000 miles from Trenton to the Twin Cities.  Huh.

[Dirtyhip]

You should hear mine.  No joke.  I haven't used my talent in a while.

[Further]

My daughter could put a trucker leaving the diner to shame.

[F_in Ray Of Sunshine]

Could have been me.

I once burped as I walked through the door from the offices to the shop floor. The door hadn’t closed behind me, when I let go.

A few minutes later my boss walked up to me and said “When are you going to behave?” (read this with a Polish accent).

I said “What are you talking about?” He said “I was in the front office, talking to Myrna (far, far front corner of the office) and could hear you belching!” 

Oops.☺️

(When I belch the words “AFLAK”,”burlap” or “mud flap” at home, I get the fisheye. Some people just don’t appreciate art.?)

[LoneWolf]

For those who can stand it, Diet Coke makes for the most impressive belches I have ever known.

I can't stand Diet Coke, so Coke comes in second.  Less carbonation.